Why does Monday feel like an accident? It’s like we’re cruising down the interstate inside a couple days supplied to us by Don Henley and the next thing we know, a day comes out of nowhere to sideswipes our asses. And the worst part is, our insurance won’t cover the damage since the day really didn’t come out of nowhere. We saw it coming for days, in fact.
Mondays roll like that. They’re used to being the punchlines divvied up by their more fortunate calendar compatriots. Tuesday gets off on knowing at least it’s not Monday. Wednesday is the hump day darling . . Thursday is the Eve of Friday, whose proper is disco lemonade to our senses. Saturday is so dang popular that Chicago wrote an anthem for it, and Sunday is where all the other days come to chill. All the other days excepting for Monday, which ain’t fetching an invite on account of all the mellow it harshes, just by being in the room.
And so this Monday finds the Dubs as the baller kings who just sent LBJ off in search of a funky town where he can reclaim his crown. And I want it to be Miami . . with KD and Kawhi. Because Mondays can be for dreaming too.
Monday is Trump in Singapore, in an historic meeting with the dude from that Seth Rogen movie. And like . . . what’s the worst that could happen?
And speaking on Monday . . are we like . . at war with Canada yet? Because I’m not sure whether Trump and Trudeau hate each other or whether they are very much in love. . .
Monday is figuring out why Anthony Bourdain is gone much too soon, and knowing that we’re never gonna figure it out. Because he took all those thoughts and voices that never quit his brain, with him. We were thieved a genuine voice and immense talent. And it happens every day, to names not famous. And sometimes? We just need to be thankful for the time we have.
Monday is being knee deep in a baseball season whose news is going to be stolen away in snippets from now until October. Like with Nadal winning France again and Bob Baffert cementing his status as best trainer ever with Justify’s triple crown win . . and the World Cup coming strong.
Monday is wondering why we need another Jurassic movie, and its realizing because Jeff Goldblum is as good a reason as any.
Monday is letting go of what’s not coming back and taking hold of what’s ahead. It’s making the best of things. It’s putting a face to the name of the moments that are waiting for us. It’s kicking ass, taking names and it’s living as if Monday isn’t Monday at all.
Monday is taking me back to the summer of 1984. Back when I thought Orwell a putz when it came to predictions. Must’ve been the mood.
B, oh B!
You have made me laugh this morning during my break before the crazy restarts…
Don’t get me started on the Trump/Trudeau thing.
You, Sir, truly have a gift with the written word. You make me smile, laugh, think…
Have a wondrous MONDAY ! Coz Mondays are Mondays and we’ll never get away from them…
Lotsa love and good cheer,
Q
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Q,
I am happy to supply something less serious than Monday and long days. So . . at your service. Pun kinda intended.
Thank you kind lady. I think that I covered all the bases on this one then, huh?
Wondrous Mondays ARE possible. And since we ain’t gonna be able to escape their clutches for very long, we might as well dress ’em in whatever we damn well feel like!
I won’t get you started on the War of the T’s. Because if it leads to war with Canada, we will be forced to correspond in secret!
Love, good cheer and peace on earth (and especially North America)
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B,
At my service, eh? Nice… 😉
You did indeed!
Mondays are no ALL bad, yanno… I bet you can have a wonderful one in the near future… I’m thinking we make of them what we would like them to be…
Could you imagine? Corresponding in secret? I dunno…. could go so many different ways…
Love and peace ‘twixt our two countries.
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You right about that. Mondays can and will surprise you sometimes. So not ALL Mondays will be created equally. Some will rock the casbah as if it was a Friday night in fact.
Yeah . . . corresponding in secret could be . . dangerous?
‘Twixt is a cool choice sistah!
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They can. Of course, when one works on different shifts and weekends take place on Wednesdays or Thursdays, Monday is no longer an issue.
Yeah… methinks it could be…
‘Twixt. I think Imma keep a dictionary of terms you like!
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Hmmm . . . that sounds famliar! Like, my Tuesdays are my Saturdays/Sundays! LOL
A dictionary huh? I gots a lot of favorite words and terms yanno . . .
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Yep… Like my Friday night is Thursday… sometimes.
Yeah… I think you do gots lots.
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Thursday is a good night. It’s Friday Eve . .
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Right.
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That’s the perfect anthem for today! If any other day started the week, it’s be as crucified as Monday’s are. Just praying the nuc guys don’t wig out. I’m still in shock over the kerfuffle in Canada. The nicest people in the world and we have to go poke them in the eye. 😳 WTH?! Here’s to a week of a$$kicking.
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Tails,
True on Monday. It’s all about location . . .
The Nuc Guys is the kind of project even Eli Roth wouldn’t touch! I don’t quite understand the kerfuffle, honestly But that’s okay, I think it makes me sane that I don’t.
Here’s to it!!!!!!
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Hang on to your wallets. I think the Canadian kerfuffle is gonna hurt every one’s bank accounts. Despite the claims by the ‘nuclear guy,’ Kudlow and Navarro, we actually have a surplus on exports to Canada. Talk about fake news! 😬
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Yeah, and I love how those two are painting this as some Shakespearean tragedy that has befallen the US. No fellas. . . that happened in November of 2016 . . .
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And now we’re adding Dennis Rodman to the circus…er the mix (he just landed in Singapore from whatever planet he now occupies). What could possible go wrong now??
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Yanno . . . we kinda do need Seth Rogen to get in on this now. And I am surprised there isn’t a PPV on the event, just because . . .
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Shhhhhhh…now that net neutrality is history I see that as an all too possible inevitability!
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Ya think R.E.M. really WAS singing in code all the way back then? Me too . . .
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{snorf} I just spit chai all over my screen with that thought.
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I hate (love) when that happens!! LOL
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Thank you for that, Tails… As a Canadian, I was sitting there thinking… well, never mind, I don’t want to come off as a potty mouth…
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When it comes to that abomination, “potty” away. No doubt I said it or at the very least, thought it. 😇
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In the future I shall blast away, then… we Canadians are not ALWAYS so nice….
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I especially hope not in the immediate future. 🤣
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Definitely not with YOU!
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I’ve heard rumors . . .
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Gasp!
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Nothing serious. I mean . . nothing felonious . . . that . . umm, that I know of.
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And we’ll just keep it that way… k?
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Nothing to see here folks! . . .
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Just walk away and talk amongst yourselves…
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Bwahahaha!
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Actually… I let it slide… but that would be rumoUrs…
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Sorry that my comment wasn’t tailour made for Canada . . . Yous guys and your affection for U . . .
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Ummm… no “u” in tailor…
Just to play with your head.
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I know, lol. I just HAD to pick the one word that hasn’t been Canada-ized with U.
For U. I mean you. Both!
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LMAO….
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You? A potty mouth? No. Way!
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I have, on occasion, let loose…
I know… Shocker, eh? 😉
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It’s a good thing I’m sitting down. I feel a tad bit faint with this news . . .
(Was that too much?)
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WAY too much…
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I’m gonna have to sign up for subtlety classes . . .
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Good luck with that… Something tells me that is NOT your forte…
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It really isn’t. Imma try it and hope it’s pass/fail.
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Guess there is only one way to find out.
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Maybe instead of Seth Rogan (you DO know he is Canadian, right?) maybe you should get Joe Rogan…
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I was thinking Seth because of “The Interview”, but if he’s Canadian, no deal! LOL
Joe Rogan is SO ‘Murican . . .
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See? Unless we tell you, you Yanks think all that great talent out there is yours…
Yep. Rogan is SOOOO ‘Murican…
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Well . . . at least Wayne Gretzky is from LA. . . 😉
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EX-CUUUUUUUUSE ME?
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And Michael J is from the midwest and Pam Anderson is from Cali . . .
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Ummm…
You can have Pamela… she fits more with your.. uhh… style…
You CANNOT have Michael J.
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Is Charlie Sheen Canadian? Because if not, we’ll trade you. Charlie for Pam.
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Nope. He’s ALL yours… and you can keep him.
And before you get all excited… Keifer is ours too…
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But wait, isn’t there some kind of rule that since Kiefer has played an American President, he is automatically an American now?
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Seriously… look at what you guys got… you REALLY think an American could do what Kiefer has done?
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Which is why we need him more than you guys! We’ll trade you the Washington Capitals for Kiefer Sutherland. Deal?
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Ummmm.
No.
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Oh . . . U!
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🙂
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Happy Monday, Marc. I’m flying back home so I feel basically like I’ve been put on hold for the day. Don’t like that at all. Super post.
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Hey World Traveler! You’ve been taking your talents on the road, sharing ’em with others. No worries. But umm . . we want you all to ourselves!! LOL
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😀
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Truth!
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Trudeau and Macron are in love and THAT’S why Trump is so pissy toward them both. That, and they are both sooooooo adorbs and he could never be.
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You may have a point on that one, Tara…
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I gotta believe there’s something to it . . .
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So Trump is jelly of the boy band? Yeah . . . I can see that.
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Oh, yeah. Macron tried to make him feel better with a zillion hugs and French kisses (as in *cheek-cheek* hello). But Don is just soooo jelly! Macron’s accent is just so swoony and his beau, Trudeau… such great hair and cute socks and he says ‘aboot’… *faints*…
Alas, if it’s not a love affair and just a boy band of awesome, when Emm and Justin let Shinzo Abe join in — turning our Euro band into BTS… look out! ORANGE RAGE!
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Why is this song blaring in my skull right now! Please! Someone stop them!!!!
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I couldn’t get the link to work! 🙂
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Oops! It was the Hanson brothers, lol!
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I LOVE HANSON! p.s. They are not a boy band. Just FYI. 🙂
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I had no idea . . .
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Talented. Listen to those harmonies!!
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Rock on!
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Emmanuel Macron is very much like the current occupant of the American White House, Macron just knows how to speak in public and conduct himself like an actual diplomat. Macron very much reminds me of Dr. Henry Kissinger, very cold, calculating, and knows exactly what he is doing. As an undergraduate at Harvard, Henry Kissinger wrote his senior thesis on Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason, and Emmanuel Macron during his advanced studies was a graduate research assistant for the French poet René Char. Both lost out to money and power, without regard for the common weal. This all said, I am not at all wanting to debate this, simply an observation in that Emmanuel Macron has his issues as well.
I wish in 1984, I had had time to find Orwell a putz, but I was living in France at the time, and I had an entire address book of friends in the United States that had died. So, I know what it is like, literally, when one’s government turns its back and does nothing.
We made it to Wednesday ! Good Morning !
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B,
I read lots on Nixon when I was in High School. Shakespeare and Nixon, and I think both intrigued me for different reasons AND the very same reason- what makes people who seemingly “have it all” want more than that? It’s a compulsion to which I was always intrigued. Power is such an addictive property. KIssinger was always fascinating to me because he was a ‘wonk’. He knew his shit and he just went about it, as you said . . cold and calculated with a crystallized vision. I will definitely be looking into those similarities, because I dig.
Macron followed a similar road to Trump in that he was an afterthought who gained traction thanks to a fractured political climate. And yes, he actually can speak and conduct himself as a diplomat, but I see what you’re saying.
In high school, I had time to get in trouble. Too much time. And I obliged. Your 1984 speaks to the wound this country has never properly addressed, I think. Your 1984 is a story worth telling
Wednesday? It HAS been a long week already hasnt it?
Love the chime, as per!
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Yes, Richard Milhous Nixon has always held great intrigue for me, because he was neither stupid nor ignorant. From the beginning of his career as a politician to the very end was nothing but a tragedy, pace Shakespeare. An aside, I find Shakespeare much more literary and interesting than Richard Nixon, as were Shakespeare’s characters. Now that all of Nixon’s papers have been declassified and are available, it is now known that everything people thought about Nixon, from Jane Fonda on, was completely true. Nixon was much worse that we all thought. After Nixon resigned and gave his farewell address in the East Room of the White House, he ended by saying, roughly : We don’t have a word in English, but the French say au revoir , we’ll be seeing you again. And indeed we did see him again.
Me, having been an active member of ACT-UP in the 80s and having lived and worked in Paris and London, everything we are seeing today has always been there, now it’s just on the table and people are appalled, but hell, some of the things we find distasteful started with FDR. History of Occident is not always pretty.
Et voilà ! Votre petit fol.
A nota bene : I know why I like you so much, one of my many French lovers was named Marc !!!!!!!
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Last part first. Blush, hugs!
Okay as far as Shakespeare is concerned, Imma choose him every day of the week and twice on Sunday over reading anything more about Nixon at this point. Been there, done that. The payoff leaves me with indigestion. Whereas I can always cull something inspiring from Shakespeare.
And since I’m into attaching music videos to my comments tonight (it seems), I have one for your rather brilliant sentiment. I do agree, that the political machinations of our past always fetch a reboot by the new suits in charge. And like . . when can we stop with the excuse that we didn’t see it coming? Anyways, thank you for the double time on your chime, and here’s that vid!
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To some, I was known as the one with a sick sense of humor. To others, I was just sick. For instance, I would proclaim that Monday was the best day of the week because we had 5 work days ahead! Woo hoo!!!!!! …. so of course Fridays bummed me out.
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Cincy,
Imma just call you a sick puppy. If that’s okay with you. 😉
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No problem – I’ve been called worse.
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I will umm . . not ask.
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Hahaha Ratt! I loved that song! And Monday, I have no issues with it, typically. I view it as a fresh start to a new beautiful week of opportunities. 🙂
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My God Sassy . . that is by far the most positively brilliant description of a Monday that I’ve ever heard! And yet, we STILL manage to get along as blog neighbors! 🙂
I saw Ratt at a club outside of NYC when I was in high school. That whole night felt like one single lifetime, a very excellent one.
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** giggle** blog neighbors, I’m digging that. Yes! Why do those nights from long ago, feel like that?? Good times for sure.
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I know right?
And well, we are neighbors in Blogville. :}
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This of course was an awesome Monday post for the Monday’s that do kick your ass. I loved your breakdown, brother. I’ve been listening to Zac Brown’s latest (the one he does with Mr. Roosevelt called Sunday’s Finest) That has definitely flipped the switch on how I look at calendar days. 🙂 I’ve been able to Jedi-Mind trick my Monday’s with some Tim Ferriss, Eric Thomas, Oprah pump me podcasts. But sometimes those Monday’s be creepin’! Loving that Nadal won again though and enjoyed Justify winning. But Anthony Bourdain … that was rough. I remember loving his show Parts Unknown. He was definitely a cool cat on the Travel Channel and it was serious hit to hear the news about him. Good post bud! Here’s hoping your Monday is a good one!
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I do remember your affection for all things Zac Brown! Very cool.
Mondays don’t really bother me much. Then again, neither do rainy days. Karen Carpenter would be ashamed of me.
Nadal owns the French Open, still. And is it just me or is Justify winning the Triple Crown cool, but not quite as exciting as when Pharaoh won a few years back? I think it happening so quickly after an almost forty year drought take some of the thrill away. Which kinda sucks because Justify is a great horse.
I think Bourdain’s death took most people by surprise. There’s nothing that isn’t disconcerting about it. It scares me.
Happy Monday Guat
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