You are extremely clever, (as opposed to being smart . . which requires you to use your brain more than twice a day) and oftentimes mischievous (hell, this week alone you scored a cashier at Whole Foods . . a real estate agent with a foot fetish and a waitress who loves all things tantric) – a trait that keeps you youthful in spirit throughout life! (bourbon helps. lots. and that tantric shit doesn’t hurt one bit. combine the two and you might very well have discovered the secret to life) As intelligent and talented as you are, (according to you) you see so many possible paths to take that it can be challenging to focus on only one. (no . . this doesn’t mean a three-way. that shit has more complications than the iPhone SE. focus!) Fortunately, you are versatile enough to make more than one life path successful. (no. shit.) You tend to attract non-traditional relationship set-ups. (so make sure the dead bolts are locked and loaded and the back door is clear when you get an early morning visit from a pissed off husband).
34 thoughts on “Today’s Birthday! (Reading between the lines edition)”
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Great reading, Marc. Makes one wish they were born today.
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Hell, I feel like I was after writing this one! 🙂
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B,
Ya kill me. That said, let me share this with you, via Raylan 😉
“I never really developed a taste for tequila. Kinda hard to understand how you make a drink like that outta something sharp, inhospitable. Same reason I never understood the fascination with artichokes. Now bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.”
Must be why it helps you get through your days… especially ones like today is calling for 😉
Q
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Q,
Buahahaha!
Bourbon sure is easy to understand. And the best part is, it makes everything else that much easier to understand. And that which cannot be so easily understood? Pfffttt!!!
Every day is impossible until it happens. There’s something to be said for knowing the answers to the questions ahead of time, I’m guessing. 😉
Gracias for the Leonard spill, he’s second to none. 🙂
B
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Glad you buahahaha’d 😉 The power of bourbon is way more than I could imagine. I never thought I’d start to get a hankering for it till lately 😉
This is a true statement. Yet, knowing the answers ahead of time… why is it that that doesn’t seem to work in real life?
Thought you’d ‘preciate my efforts 😀
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I most certainly DID buahahaha! Give or take a ha . . .
Bourbon helps the world make sense, enough. It listens, it encourages and it soothes. I mean . . the holy trinity of playing for keeps!
Because when you DO know the answers, it makes life less happy. The mystery is what keeps most peeps happy. They don’t want to know the ending.
Much ‘preciated, Miss Q.
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Tee hee
Well now. Them thar are high praises indeed for the warm summer day libation.
This is true. We need to not know everything. I sure don’t wanna know!
Much obliged, B
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Summer day . . middle of winter . . and one day, hopefully . . breakfast. LOL.
Of course, being super intuitive and knowing what things and words really mean is kinda the same thing as knowing the ending. Which makes me so good at horoscopes. LOL
***tip ‘o the cap***
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Lemme see… corn being the first ingredient, I think it should apply for breakfast. After all, Corn Pops and Corn Flakes exist, right?
Yeah, that is you described to a “T” 😉
***curtsey***
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That’s how I saw it too . . .
Doing curtseys now . . . and it’s not even Happy Hour!
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I figured. I mean beer is basically cereal in liquid form. I just verified the ingredients and bourbon totally qualifies. For those days when you need more than hops 😉
Uh huh. If you’re gonna tip your hat, the least I can do is curtsey. It’s a notch above a nod of the head.
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And some days, both is understandable. I mean some ‘days’ get trying mere minutes after waking up. Maybe we have it all in reverse. Drinks first thing and cereal at night.
This is true.
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Yes. I do believe that is your preference…both, I mean. And oh boy are you ever right! I’m thinking of my yesterday mornin’ – coulda used me a double-dose.
It is.
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See? It woiks!
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🍺🥃
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🍺🥃!!!
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Ya baby!
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Ooh, ooh, a Raylanism. LOVE it!
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Ya baby!! Gots me a couple in my back pocket!
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One of my favorite series in recent times. Between Raylan, Boyd, Raylan’s boss and all those fascinating women in this series…pure pleasure!
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Oh yeah! Raylan, Boyd and Art… and the chicks and so many other bits and pieces who get blown to bits and pieces…
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Fire in the hole!! 💥
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BOOM!! 💥
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Reading between the lines is always an interesting exercise on one of your posts. Love it! And nice musical selection, dude. Bravo!
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LOVE the Allman Brothers. Thanks Monika!
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If I had a week including a scoring with a Whole Foods cashier, a real estate agent with a foot fetish, and a tantric-focused waitress, hell … no bourbon, wine, or whatever would be required …. Then again, what if alcohol led to the touchdowns … keep drinking!
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Oh that was Cayman. Dude was off the hook ridiculous. There IS a reason I made him a pseudonym, yanno? 😉
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Lucky Cayman.
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He was too good a soul to ever write a tell all, and really . . thank God for that.
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Hmmm
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I really like these short pieces of yours twined in with Heroes, etc. There’s something to be said for the neat and clipped. I know I try to edit like there’s no tomorrow. When I look back at my early blog essays, they’re like War and Peace. Less is more, and I truly see you have the gift, one of your many.
My two, possibly three, cents.
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I enjoy the short pieces as well.
As for the longer ones, I used to abide by the 500 words rule. Keep it within that limit. I’ve veered from that, especially with the Heroes posts. The thing about the Heroes posts is, they’re good skimmers. And if a topic doesn’t interest the reader, easily navigable.
It brings to mind a quote. “Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Brevity IS Godliness,”
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My earlier essays were one big whack job is all I know, my ego in charge. When I finally realized your average blog reader has the attention span of a ghat, I snipped like a seasoned tailor.
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I got the 500 rule from a blogger who swore by it. But yes, there is that. Lots of skimming going on across WP. Let’s face it, the place is a social media platform within which, if you’re really lucky, you might cull some literary finds.
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