Today’s Birthday!
Just because you are right doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong . . . okay, of course it does. It’s not you, it really is them . . all of them. And don’t let the voices in your head tell you differently. When you are proven correct today, try and resist the urge to gloat or boast. But failing that, make sure you take to social media and really let them have it, the clueless asshats. The most effective way to alienate people and harm your reputation is through arrogance, so remember to really pour it on. I mean, who needs people? Especially this week . . since you haven’t seen Game of Thrones yet and it’s a certainty someone is gonna fuck it up for you. It’s okay to feel proud of yourself, and while you really shouldn’t do so at the expense of others, there are exceptions. Like, sleeping with the spouse of your arch-nemesis. Talk about a dark spirit win! You could be humble, but that comes about as naturally to you as poetry and commitment.
Be Sorry . . . Less 
B,
Smoothly snarky this morn.
Q
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Q,
The snark is getting stronger. Like the force.
B
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That it is.
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You gotta play to the strengths. I think the great basketball coach, John Wooden, said that. Or maybe it was Vito Corleone.
Imma say both.
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I think you definitely do that. As for who said it? I’ll defer to your best knowledge on this particular issue.
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I’m considering leaving the thought to the public domain since Google was slow in fessing up.
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Tarnation… can’t even count on the Google now? What’s next?
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Everything. It really IS the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine with that.
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There ya go. All is good then.
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As per.
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Si
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Cee
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🙂
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😉
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Another humorous post with an important message that is delivered without sarcasm.
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I make it a point to stay away from the stuff, and thanks for noticing Frank! 😉
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Ha ha ha. Loved it, Marc.
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Horoscopes with attitude are so much more pleasing, I find.
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😂
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Hahaha!
What can I say? They SHOULD have hired me to do these things for real! So I had to go rogue . . .
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Your dream job? I’ll bet someone would love to publish these on a regular basis. But a blog will do, too.
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It’s a niche, I get it. But yes . . these probably would fly somewhere.
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Heh, heh. I’m enjoying the snark and the smirk.
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As per, right? 🙂
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Today’s HoroSnark ™. No payment needed. Rousing rounds of applause will do.
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Love it . . . HoroSnark!
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I always feel horror-scopes are made up in the shower. Of course Mr. Imma has much more integrity than that. He I am sure is at least dressed.
They’re fun to read.
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Let it be known I always write fully dressed. You never know when one of those hackers might commandeer your computer camera, and I ain’t giving ’em a free show!
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You said it. No one is safe anymore.
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Nope. And never again. Yay us!
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PS Love the word…snark
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If it was a car, it would be a stylish, fuel efficient sedan that appealed to the cool cats.
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Love the image of cool cats. Berets, shades smelling of really good salmon. 🙂
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We’ve got a winner!!!
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