Today’s Birthday!
You are exceptionally witty and playful, on account of the Zanax whose street corner prescription means that it’s three right turns and a couple hundred miles south of the calming effect it should be having on you. Psychotropic medications in a brown paper bag are so much more fun, until they ain’t.
The youthful quality to your personality means you’re first in line for climbing mountains and skydiving. Stealing ear buds from the electronics department at Target is simply bonus round. You are highly creative on a mental level. Or is it, you are highly mental on a creative level? Yeah . . the latter, definitely the latter.
You tend to be short on patience, and you also tend to feel that others don’t move nearly as quickly as you do, which . . . tends to mean you have few friends. Since you also tend to express your thoughts on the matter, like, all the time. Maybe you should pop another Zanax and worry about the ramifications after you’ve been fitted with a padded suit.
Ha haha. Since my birthday is tomorrow, I’ll take this one as mine. Thanks, Marc.
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Ah man! Welp, you’re gonna have to since tomorrow is Wordless Wednesday. 🙂
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Yup.
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Happy Birthday in advance!
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B,
Funny guy… when Zanax is involved, things change, eh?
Q
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Q,
And how. Not that I’m familiar with the brown paper bag Zanax, That shit is probably a whole different kind of joy ride.
B
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I am not familiar with either so I shall have to reserve judgment on just how wild and joyful that ride could be. 🙂
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I won’t dare brown paper bag ’em. That’s more trouble than I am currently willing to take on.
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I wouldn’t either! Who knows what the hell is in them there things!
And I am pleased you wouldn’t either 🙂
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Well, the mystery IS the fun part. After which it’s a roller coaster. Without brakes.
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Let’s just say that this particular mystery I shall avoid. No matter how much I like roller coasters. With brakes.
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Truth.
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🙂
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😘
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I don’t believe in horoscopes just like I don’t believe in alien life forms, God, ghosts, or pineapple on pizza, but if you don’t know about him already, you should find the horoscopes written by Rob Brezsny — he shows up in a local alternative weekly. Google his name and you’ll find his website. They are nowhere near as snarky and sarcastic as yours, but they are works of art. Frequently, even though I don’t believe in these things, what Brezsny writes has been spot on in what is going on in my life. Here is this week’s Brezsny horoscope for Scorpio’s:
According to Popular Mechanics magazine, over three million sunken ships are lying on the bottoms of the world’s oceans. Some of them contain billions of dollars’ worth of precious metals and jewels. Others are crammed with artifacts that would be of great value to historians and archaeologists. And here’s a crazy fact: fewer than one percent of all those potential treasures have been investigated by divers. I bring this to your attention, Scorpio, because I hope it might inspire you to explore your inner world’s equivalent of lost or unknown riches. The astrological omens suggest that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to go searching for them.
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I dig!
And no, I don’t believe in horoscopes either. But it’s one of the many things us humans do in order to pass the time. The overwhelming majority of the population is so concerned with dying. How they’re gonna die, when they’re gonna die . . and all those questions as to what the great beyond has in store. If anything at all.
It’s a matter of trying to gain access to that which ain’t gonna be accessed until the lights go out, if at all.
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I read him in our weekly. Very creative.
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Loved Rob’s stuff since I read it in the Seattle Weekly before he went national along with Dan Savage’s Savage Love. May have some basis in reality if you consider the rides effect on women’s cycles. (Men too, but it’s less obvious.)
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I don’t read his horoscopes much anymore, but when I do it always amazes me how relevant they are to things I’m dealing with or thinking about. The one I posted is amazing in how it relates to my creative struggles.
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Hidden treasures for sure are a struggle to unearth and birth, for better or… worth. I reviewed a book in this topic that might be helpful: https://wp.me/p75hY4-22H
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Aw, poor Xanax users, being all singled out today!
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I kid because I relate.
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Ah, I see, you resemble that remark… or is it… reMARC? … hahahahahahahahahaha
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Well played! 😉
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😉
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😉
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I have a script for Xanax I’ve never filled. OOPS
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Bad girl.
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No, good girl because I’d probably really like it.
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I stand corrected then. 🙂
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This poor soul must be on the cusp of something, or retrograde something or other.
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I’ll go with something and the other.
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Ooh, a pun! Punoff.com just happened here.
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Dude. Behave yourself now. 😉
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hahaha this was so brilliant!! And I laughed so hard at this: “You are highly creative on a mental level. Or is it, you are highly mental on a creative level?”
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Buahaha! Yeah, that one even made me chuckle.
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WHEW ….. glad my birthday isn’t close!
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Don’t you worry Frank. I got something for everyone! 😉
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I was afraid of that.
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Buahahaha!
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I think I like your Zodiac zone-it might even appeal to Geminis as well.
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It’s like when the celebs used to have roasts for their pals. It’s carazy but it’s all in fun.
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Wellllll….yes I’m annoyed when people don’t move fast.. outta the way 😜 once again thanks for the giggles.
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Buahahaha! It’s almost like you were my sideline reporter for this one, Sassy! Muchas gracias. 🙂
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Happy to help when I can 😛
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🙂
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