I know, right?
Welp, if you’ve ever had the pleasure of reading a What’s Hot Invitational, then you are familiar with Vera Farmiga as being the linch pin to this sexy ride. And while Vera ain’t lost an ounce of her felonious appeal, I decided to break out another tasty spice. This is like when Billy Crystal decided to take a break from the Oscars. Only, this is sexy.
Besides, Vera has a lot going on these days so she wouldn’t be able to drop by to comment (yet again!) anyways. She’s got a new movie in theaters with two more coming up next year. And she’s happily married, and a devout Catholic girl. So yeah . . I hopped on another bus. And Imma blame Paul Simon for that shit.
Sarah Michelle happens to be happily married as well. But she ain’t devout. And that matters something wisely to my way of getting down. I’m not doing too much research on SMG, because really . . why should she be different from any other female I’ve ever gone juicy fruit for? Other than this . . . if you haven’t seen Veronika Decides to Die, you should check it out. The soundtrack is slightly annoying, but her performance has chops. Deliciously so.
Laura Rutledge- ESPN host on Get Up and pastry pinup pretty lady, this gal has game. She’s the one (only) solid reason to tune in to the show. At least, I think she’s a regular on the show. Anyways, whenever and wherever I surf her onto my screen, she gives me a reason to stay tuned.
Jessica Lucas- Bad girls rule. And Jessica played a bad girl with a good heart, which is really unfair, but Imma accept it. If you’re not caught up on Gotham, then you might want to stop reading what I have to say about Lucas, right now. Because her leaving the show . . and the way she left the show . . it left me verklempt.
Grace Gummer- She plays an FBI agent who couldn’t give a fig for glitz or glam on the show Mr. Robot. She’s a hard boiled beauty with wild Irish locks and a razor sharp sense of humor. Do we need more evidence in order to detain her? Because I am plenty fine with that.
Jennifer Garner- This woman has played every kind of character- from a deadly assassin in Daredevil to a dream girl crush in 13 Going On 30 and she has served it up like a Boss Woman. To refurbish a line from Karen Carpenter, on the day that Garner was born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true soccer mom with the kind of acting range that would impress NASA. And the fact that she divorced the Boston Red Sox guy makes her that much more beautiful in my eyes.
Minka Kelly- The girl possesses an exquisite versatility in that she can hone in on a variety of moods depending on the hairstyle. From wearing it up to going all frizzy to straight to permanent press to Holy Jesus! And no matter what she dials up, she’s gonna tempura anyone with a Y chromosome. Hells, she’s gonna do the same for the double XX crowd now that I think about it.
Adria Arjona- Those eyes. I mean . . they follow me everywhere. After which I fantasize about how they’re beaming me up into her space crib as old Blue Eyes sings us into Jupiter and Mars. There’s no doubting those heels are a Carrie Bradshaw Grand Slam, but you have to check our her creamy schoolmistress getup in Good Omens. It’s a show about heaven and hell, to which she fits perfectly.
Alex Morgan- God Bless America. This sexy forward for the Orlando Pride and the co-captain of the US women’s national team is a two time Olympic gold medal winner and after Sunday’s win over the Netherlands, a two time World Cup winner as well. But that’s not even the most impressive thing about her, nope. Ya see . . the girl has Americans digging on tea now. Goooooaaaaaallllll!!!!
Welp, that’ll do it for this make over invitational. I’d like to thank the Buffy as ever Sarah Michelle for her sultry work as my emcee hammer. And a big gracias to all the ladies who participated in this historic edition.
Vera would be proud.
B,
As ever, this is a most excellent list. AND I don’t swing for the other team! That said, it doesn’t mean I cannot appreciate beauty in my own kind. And these ladies rock for all the right reasons.
Perfect choice of song, given Vera’s “step down” (so to speak) from this here invitational.
Always a fun ride!
Q
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Q,
I have to hand it to SMG. She really helped to bring in the beauty for this special edition of the Invitational. And no, there ain’t no reason not to appreciate the lovely ladies.
Vera was unavailable for comment but from what I hear, she wishes Sarah Michelle all the best.
Gracias lovely!
B
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I have to agree with you. She really is getting more gorgeous with time.
I am sure she is most gracious in passing over the baton.
Mucho welcome.
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She just has that substance to her that makes a woman irresistible. Buffy couldn’t have touched it with a vampire stake.
I wouldn’t know since she ain’t ever paid a visit to the blog. But a boy can dream . .
Ooooohh! G’on girl . . shake the words loose from the velvet mango tree like that!
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Absolutely. Lucky her!
A boy should never stop dreaming…
Ha ha!
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It’s funny because I had a Vera post in draft and then the SMG idea came to me. It was strange in that the passing of the baton was sad and yet, sexy. Hmmm . . .
Yes this is true. Because dreaming equals sleep. LOL
Buahahaha!
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It is funny… came to you, eh? No one asked you if you had to switch who would you choose, eh?
Oooh ya. And we do love our sleep.
🤣
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Mayhaps. Yeah . . . maybe there was a certain conversation I had as to the possibilities of changing things up on the Invitational. But . . as a writer I must be very discreet about such conversations.
Buahahaha!
Yes we do love our sleep. When it happens.
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Of course, of course. I completely understand. It is imperative that you keep your discretions to yourself.
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Yeah. Which we both know ain’t nearly enough.
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Why would a writer ever give away their source? Hells, if they did that . then everyone would realize they weren’t the mastermind! LOL
Nope. Not nearly.
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Why indeed! And we cannot have that!!
Sigh.
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Original ideas are never original ideas, after all. Seeing as how the world is millions of years old (at least!). So it’s up to the writer to make the reader THINK they have come up with something original.
Sigh was the little known brother of Cy Young.
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And you do that so very well 😉
Oy.
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It’s like, you ever writing something and you think WOW! . . and then you start investigating the genesis? And before long you’re piecing together the contents from other places . . . and it seems this originality was actually re-purposed.
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I would say that I have actually dug into an issue once or twice… and come to that same conclusion.
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Ideas are like water. I mean, did you ever stop to think that the water we bathe in and drink is the very same water from the beginning of time?
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Doing it’s thing in a never-ending loop…
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Strange stuff huh?
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And fascinating
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Science!
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Yes!
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Not the Thomas Dolby version, nope. I’m talking Bill Nye right there. And I mean . . Dolby is most welcome to supply some background music, yanno?
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Only you could so quickly reference the two in one breath.
Now that song is in my head. Thanks…not really.
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I keep a list of genius peeps in my back pocket for quick reference.
As songs go, it could be worse, no?
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Yeah but your Rolodex is impressive. Your capacity to just pull up the right card at the right time impresses the hell out of me.
Well…. I’ve the the fucking Beep Bop Bu part playing in a loop… I could pass, thank you very much.
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It’s one of my many (only real) talents, so Imma take the sugah, thank you.
Get to the good part of the song! LOL
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No. Not your only one. Gimme a break. But I shall shower you with the sugah, Sugah.
Yanno when that happens? No matter how you try to move it forward it comes back to that one part? Well… I had to YouTube something else to get rid of it!
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Sugah . . . ahhh honey honey! Now I got THAT song in my head, LOL
YouTube is the best elixir for basically everything.
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Only fair, I say. At least mine is sweet 😉
It is! Went from “I Can See Clearly Now” by Holly Cole to now “Harvest Moon” by Neil Young…
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That’s a big jump in tunes . . . HUGE!
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Ya baby! Goes to show how eclectic my listening has been as you know how it works!
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Eclectic is good. Sign of a creative mind.
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From one to another…
🍻😘
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Salud!
🍻😘
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Cheers!
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MUAH!
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MWAH!!
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😘
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😘
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Vera would be proud indeed. Super post, Marc. SMG is my go-to fantasy. Thanks for including her in the mix.
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Boss,
We were in negotiations for her to be the replacement for Vera until I realized I was negotiating with myself. After which she was a no brainer.
Thank you much! 😉
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Hard to replace. Supplement yes. 😀
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She gives great supplement.
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I’ll bet.
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Me too.
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😁
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An impressive lineup here. You got some seriously good taste, Marco!
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These ladies made the first ever SMG Invitational a total success. I was just along for the ride. 🙂
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And what a ride! Talent and good looks-I’d say all in all it was a terrific invitational.
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Here here! Or hear hear!
Both!
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1. Maybe we all lass the torch eventually but it’s not Highlander, man! There can not be only one.
2. That said, while I applaud the choice of SMG, I will gladly keep carrying that torch for Vera Farmiga. (Who has an Oscar while SMG does not. Ahem.)
3. Dale and Sorryless: can you meet in the middle like Burlington or Buffalo and get a room or sumpin’ already…. puleeeeeze???!
4. Halle Berry will always be my main celebrity crush.
5. In real life a good friend is nice.
6. Enjoyed the post and turns of phrases and wish I did more.
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Dude,
I realize this, but I just dig the idea of Vera as Queen of all things sexy is all.
My torch hasn’t gone out on Vera. Not by a long shot.
We’re just particularly chatty people.
Nice choice!
Indeed.
Appreciate the chime, Dude. Happy HUMP DAY!!!
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Today is going to be the hottest day of the year (to date) in Cincy. It may be 8:10 in the morning, but you have cranked up the heat a few more degrees. Thanks!
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The ladies know all about the heat index, don’t they?
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🙂
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I like the news ladies.
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You got me watching Headlines News now. Robin Meade can serve me breakfast any morning.
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OMG … quite the morning treat …. but afternoon evening and night would be good too.
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What a way to start the day. She is just so damned pleasant. Afternoon would be divine. Evening would be masterpiece theater. And no . . that’s not code for sex. God . . I’m not THAT easy.
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No code – but she is quite the looker.
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She really is. And now she’s a go to with my coffee. So, muchas gracias.
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No code – but she is quite the looker. … and hey … .an Ohioan … even a former Miss Ohio!
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Hey, did she know the fellow Ohioan Michael J Fox?
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MJ Fox is controversial … even related to espionage for Canada.
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Buahahaha!
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OOH Mr. Imma…Fellini, Paparazzo…snap snap, went his lens, cyber or otherwise. A delectable buffet of breathtaking beauties…
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Ms Thin Girl,
It was a snap as far as bringing the heat. Which is why Imma turn up the AC.
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Mr. Imma is clever in all things.
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Ms Thin Girl has sway.
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OH, LOVE THAT PHRASE.
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Here’s one of my very favorite covers. I’ve got lots of very favorites, but this one is hawt too! Enjoy your Friday salsa SB. 🙂
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Thanks Mr. Imma don’t mind if I will.
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G’on girl! Kick those boots up.
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