A change that is muy importante is taking place as we speak, so pay attention. It seems that the moon in Aries (another fire sign) is throwing down with Pluto. These are the kinds of details you will overlook, since you happen to think that astrology is the study of the rectum. Thing is, this battle could very well leave you stranded if you choose to ignore the warring signs. Yes, that was an astrology pun . . and no, you probably didn’t get it because you’re more clueless than a Seventh Day Adventist at Christmas mass.
The punchline to this internecine battle between Aries and Pluto is that you are supposed to watch out for control freaks. I’m figuring that maybe those signs didn’t get the memo about Leo, because if they had, they’d know that you come face to face with a control freak every time you look in the mirror. So maybe don’t look in the mirror today. Just kidding . . you can’t help yourself.
Alas, the forecast is not entirely gloom and doom. Mostly yeah, but not entirely. The moon does make a harmonious connection with your ruling planet, the Sun. It’s the astrological version of shagging, without the bottle of bub or the R&B cranked up for good measure. This connubial convergence of the cosmos should inspire you to be brave and to do something completely different along your path. And by different, we mean to say that maybe you can stop being so self involved. Try it on for size a couple minutes at a time and see how it feels. If it’s too painful, just go back to your regularly scheduled programming of being a selfish twit.
Be Sorry . . . Less 
Dearest B,
I looked at the date and though… hmmm…will he this week? Happy to be able to say a resounding Yes!
And I know this is full of snark and fluff but man, do you have the Leos I know down pat 😉 (And that includes my mother!)
Perfect choice of song to boot (again!)
To the Leos we know!
Q
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Q,
I almost missed Leo. That would have been a shame, considering the fact that the Lion has so much fodder at the ready.
I’ve got ’em too. Ari is the anomaly, except for her stubborn side, which is pretty damn stubborn, LOL.
I was listening to Carly Simon this morning, so she was a natural fit for this post. Then again, she would be a natural fit for just about any post, LOL.
Hell, I think the Leos like to salute themselves! 😉
Thanks lovely.
B
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That would have been a sad thing indeed! The Leo definitely does!
Oh man are they stubborn… 😉
Well, yes. Carly fits many a situation. This particular song went particularly well with this particular post 😉
That they do! LOL!!
Always.
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Leave it to a Leo to speak their minds, so I figured turnabout was fair play.
Stubborn doesn’t seem like a strong enough word. There should be a separate word for Leos, something with more oomph.
In particular. Jes. Thing about Carly, she always brings me back a different time. Her style is so locked into the old school ways, but in the very best of ways. She is both timeless and a symbol of a different era. Both. Not many talents can say this. She is transcendent in that way. And yes, this song feels perfect for the post, in particular. 😉
They just can’t help it! Buahahaha!
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Oh, and they do, sand hesitation whatsoever!
Yes. Stubborn ain’t enough. Obturate? Pertinacious? intractable?
Carley is definitely timeless. Wonder if I shall consider her for Mt Rushmore…
True dat!
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And they ain’t helping any, buahahaha!
Yes, yes, yes and YES. The extra yes is because they all fit.
Oh, I forgot about the Rushmore!
Troof!
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Hah!
Cool.
WHAT? Oh well. C’est la vie.
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I remember a couple names. Still need to figure out the final two.
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‘Tis no easy task.
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You’re not kidding!
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Especially the men. So many!
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Hey, that’s sexist, LOL!
But you’re right, there are just so damn many.
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I know, right? My bad
There are…
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I think Imma have to stick to the last fifty years rule.
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Well ya!
To be fair… Me too, then.
Or not
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🤣
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😇😁
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Hah! You’re so vain was playing as I responded ..
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Hahahaha!
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🤣😂
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All the Leos I knew fit this one to a T. Good Job, Marc. Carley is the best and yes, they all think this song is about them.
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That seems to be the general consensus, Boss.
And Carly, what a woman!
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Yes she is.
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One of a kind, that’s for sure.
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For some reason, I thought you had picked on Leo already. Wondering when you’ll get to my sign (and no, I won’t tell you whet it is – you’ll have to divine it yourself!)
“since you happen to think that astrology is the study of the rectum.”🤣🤣🤣
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Eilene,
Imma get to it. And I probably, most likely did Leo already, LOL.
Buahahahaha! I was stuck as to which way to go with that line, and then it all became clear.
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My brother and one of my sisters are Leos. I giggled at the suggestion that Leos are clueless. That may just be right with respect to one of my siblings. 😉
I want to forewarn you … I’m a Scorpio and you’re getting closer to that. I’ll be watching you.
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Call a Leo clueless and then step back and watch the fireworks. Who needs cable, really?
I’m officially on the Horoscope Watch List now? Oooooh, Imma make it good in that case. 😉
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You clearly don’t understand the wrath of a Scorpio.
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Welp damn, now the suspense is killing me! 😂
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As an earth sign, I can only safely view fire signs from afar. But what a view.
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I am particularly interested in fire sale signs myself. 🙂
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Too S&M for me!
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Buahahahaha! Fair enough.
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