Hey Libra . . .
Adventure is always one of your main priorities, and when you add adult beverages, pain meds and gun toting romantic involvements to the mix, well . . let’s just say it’s only a matter of time before your ass lands on one of those NBC true story crime shows. Posthumously. Today, you might have your sights set on an adventure you’ve never tried before. Like maybe, staying home and reading a book. Or going to bed early. Or not involving yourself with someone who’s been incarcerated. Naaaaahhhhh!!!!
A normal person might find their bucket list moment on the side of a mountain, whereas you simply aim to land in the bucket. And really, what fun is traveling when you can engage in all manner of dangerous trysts in your own personal jungle story. Going around the world? Pffft! You did that the other night. Visiting the South Pacific? That too. Your social life would make Bukowski shudder.
Your one hundred and one different moods will set the tone, after which you’ll most likely burn down the house. Just remember not to touch that bail money savings account you started after the last episode, because you’re gonna need it seeing as how you’re down to three friends. And no, the arresting officer doesn’t count.
Remember that you only live once, because you’re already lived eight times. And you know what happens on the ninth hole, asshat.
B,
You said you’d not go easy on your own sign…
And honestly, this is just a recap of your life, ain’t it? 😉
Ya might wanna try thos li’l adventures described. Yanno, Read a book, go to bed early – well 3 am IS early, no? ‘Specially when it’s spent in such fabulous company… Ahem.
As always, a fun read and I can think of more ‘n one Libra this applies to!
Great choice of music, to boot
Q
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Q,
No hhwwwaayyy Josie! I was coming in strong and packing palenty of heat for the ride.
I didn’t say that. I didn’t NOT say that, but . . I didn’t say that . . .
😉
Come to think of it, you’re right! 3 am is very early. Success!!! And yes, the company you keep makes all the . .ahem, difference.
The moody part resonates. Like sandpaper. Oy.
I was feeling the Zombie after my morning workout, so yanno.
Gracias lovely.
B
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That you done did!!
Right. Ya did and ya didn’t. Did ya?
😉
Early and great company. What more can ya ask?
I don’t doubt it.
Hey. At least you did work out. I woke up at 8 then 8:30, when the bleeping land line rang. Then, get this was gone deep when the alarm went off at 9…. Eesh
Always.
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Self deprecation is what keeps your friends close, and your enemies moot.
I may have been a tad too liberal in my back in the days with gun toting calamities of the romantic nature. It’s why I struggle with how to tell certain stories. Statute of limitations and all that.
😉
You COULD ask for more, but really . . outside of a sequel to Zombieland, you ain’t likely to get it.
Libras and moods. Like peanut butter and plutonium jelly.
The Rob Zombie workout is a good thing. It gets me steps, it gets me my cardio and strength workouts AND it gets me music that shoots right up into my veins.
And always.
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And who’d a thunk? It’s the Canadian way, yanno…
Uh huh. You were a wild thing, weren’t you?
No? Day-um… Guess I’ll settle for the sequel.
I can attest to that, one of my brothers-in-law being one…
I really am gonna have to try that – or a version thereof. Once the golf club is done, of course. I ain’t gots the energy to do more right at this time.
And ever.
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It’s the only way to be.
I was in trouble, fo shizz.
That’s so funny because . . as I say all the time, virtual communication ain’t the same as connecting. I meant one thing and you read something else completely LOL.
It’s a great workout. And it gets steps too!
Oh yeah.
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I agree.
I bet you were.
Uhhhh… what did I miss?
I’ve no doubt.
Uh huh.
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You took my statement to mean the movie when that’s not how I meant it, LOL.
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh . . .
That’s a song, no?
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Yep… like texting. You write one thing, they read another.
Da da da…
It is.
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I know. I guess that’s why emojis became so popular.
Now Imma have an earworm to a song I can not even identify! LOL
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I’m thinkin’…
Oh, do let me help you… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg
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That’s IT!!!!!
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😀
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It was going to follow me . . .
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It was. If I put you out of your misery, then, cool, no?
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The coolest. Like John Hughes eighties flick cool. Like Prince jacket cool. Like . . bourbon whilst watching Justified cool.
THAT kind of cool.
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Whoa.
Now THAT is cool!
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No mistaking that one now. 😉
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Definitely not. 😉
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Now we talking!
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Ya baby! I understand quick when you explain slow. Kinda like a Newfie – I wasn’t reading fast enough.
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I get a bit much at time, I admit.
The Newfies . . now that’s a whole nother thing, LOL
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I am usually quick to comprehend… I guess I have my moments…
You got dat right.
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Plus, you were in a fight, yanno? 😉
And HOW.
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Buahaha!
Tell me 😉
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You should see the other chica!
😉
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You got that right!
😀
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First round KO by the Notorious Q!
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Uh huh!
Should anyone read this thread: This whole discussion has absolutely zero to do with this post. Just so you know 😉
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Buahahahaha!
Yeah, like that never happened before.
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Tee hee 😉
Never. Nope. Nuh unh…
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You know what, even I forgot what the post was about!
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Buahahaha!!!
Uhhh…. lemme see… Not a sequel to Zombieland…
Something about YOUR astrological sign.
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And lasagna . . I think. Maybe not.
But yes and thank Rob (Zombie) that there is a sequel at last. I didn’t expect it would ever happen, to tell the truth.
Astrological sign? What’s that all about?
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Great post! Loved every word
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All I know about Libras is, they like to read more interested in their book than you. Of course now I get it, but in my femme fatale, out to conquer days, did not. Love the 9th Hole line. 🙂
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Hmmm. I love reading, then and now, but I don’t remember ever choosing a good book over some fine company.
Rule of thumb was . . fine company takes priority.
It might be saved . . the 9th hole line. 😉
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Yup…pull it, reel it in like a big fish.
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I have this image of you and me mugging for the camera whilst I display the line. Oddly enough, were on a boat, LOL.
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Something majestic I hope with a full crew.
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Oh most definitely. Named Camelot, of course.
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Of course. 🙂
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PS When I was a young strumpet toolin’ round town a Libra with literary leanings would have made me make skid marks. Pulp over my inane company, yes…it twas way back then…would have launched my retreat like a greyhound hearing that bell go off. sigh..now of course, though Cancerian, I’m the reader preferring the written quite often over the spoken. Times they are a changin’. Oh Bob. I know you’d understand. 🙂
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Oh so humble Susannah, but you ain’t fooling me. You were toolin round town with beauty and brains in your arsenal, a combo peligrosa.
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A girl does pack a certain bag of weaponry. I’ll admit.
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Mmm Hmm.
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well said.
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? Did you hit my whinny button on my book list by any chance? Not one person mentioned the whinny. Disheartened me a bit since I rarely, unlike you and Frank, ever add anything like that. A dejected penner.
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I sure did. I didn’t mention it but I did hit it, 🙂
And don’t be dejected. It’s like when I provide links to stories. I have no idea if people care. It’s just a kitschy thing I like to do. I once knew a blogger who took it personally when peeps didn’t read the links. But it’s not like that.
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Okay, as long as they heard that whinny. For the Biscuit’s sake. 🙂
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For the Biscuit!
I used to live within walking distance of Aqueduct. My best friend Danny’s father was a compulsive gambler, so Fridays were an all or nothing proposition as far as dinner was concerned.
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I remember dating a gambler who took me to Saratoga and bought me a big, fancy straw hat. The track was so beautiful and we went early in the morning to see the horses being worked out before the races began. It was who you knew back then. I was so equine…ally, impressed. Neigh.
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I can just picture you prancing around in that hat.
Whinny.
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It was very glamorous to be there among the rich and notables, not to mention the degenerate gambler who came in on the bus. I recall drinking coffee from paper cups with sugar cubes you could share with the horses, if so inclined never knowing, one day I’d write and tell you about it. 🙂
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Oh hey there night owl!
And look at that, one day you did.
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I have to be on a van at 4 am for a job at JFK Airport. I am so wired. Payin’ the rent Mr. Imma.
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Umm . . it’s not a black Ford Econoline, is it? Because if that’s the case, you’re being kidnapped by Scientologists.
Okay, get out of your house and grab a burner phone. Then get back to me. The password is Seabiscuit.
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Neigh….!
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Cheeky. Very cheeky.
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Super post, Marc. Never had a run-in with a Libra. I guess I missed a lot of fun.
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Fun is a word. There are other more fantastically explosive words to describe this kind of company. But yeah . . fun is a word. 😉
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Ass-burned is another hyphenated word
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Noted.
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Hahaha
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🙂
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Kinda wanna become Libra now 😭😭
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Oh RNB, you are trouble enough. 😉
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So yeah, my Mom is a Libra and you couldn’t be more wrong. So there… I started laughing at the very first line. Nope, that’s not it.
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Damn …. sure am thankful that I’m not a Libra. Then again, you haven’t done my sign yet, so a shutter at the thought of my future.
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This is an equal opportunity offender column, Frank.
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My sis is a Libra (and so is Sam); both would kill me if I disparaged either of them. 😇 Or at least make my life ‘interesting.’ Read painful as all get-out. 🤣
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Seeing as how I’m a Libra, I thought it would be important for me to hit the sign with all barrels. In the name of fairness, of course. LOL
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Yo soy Libra tambien. BIen escrito. Solo deseo tener esa vida tan loca. Tal vez este despues de mis cumpleanos tendre cuentos con suficiente valor de Ud. O ti. Nunca se cual palabra usar. Bueno, por que espanol? Por que no? Sombrero de culo, ha ha ha! Bien chistoso, amigo.
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Thank you fellow Libran! Is that correct?
And thank you for making this a bilingual blog for the first time, like ever! 🙂
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De nada, hombre.
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Si es cierto, soy un Libra… yo pienso… #losientonolosiento
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Think not mi amigo. You’re a mensch.
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Thanks a nice thing to say I think, my Yiddish is weak.
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hahaha this is hilarious! As a fellow libra, I relate 😉
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We are nothing if not self deprecating. 😉
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My little girl is a Libra <3. I even dated a few, lol
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So am I!
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