Happy Birthday Scorpio!
You never know where your playful and spontaneous side is going to take you. Oh wait . . yeah you do. You always wind up in a seedy motel with a Craigslist hookup. As such, your attachment to your family is really quite strong. And hell, it needs to stay that way after your cousin Jimmy caught you coming out of Motel Eight with Jackie Uh Oh and his . . her five o’clock shadow.
You’re a passionate person, who enjoys debating others and shaking things up every now and again. But your vote for Trump means that you shouldn’t be allowed to vote, like . . ever again. Or drive anything with wheels. Or drink alcoholic beverages. Or take recreational drugs . . or prescription medications . . or over the counter medications. Okay you know what? You shouldn’t go outside or fraternize with another living soul, ever again.
Those closest to you admit that you can be hard to read, and this is because of your decidedly intense personality. Sometimes your spouse wonders if you’re a serial killer before thinking better of it, seeing as how you’re not nearly dynamic enough to pull off some crazy shit like that.
In spite of all that, it seems that people do respect you. And so what if it’s only because they’ve got something on you? Which reminds me, your Cousin Jimmy’s hush allowance is coming due again and he’s got an Instagram account at the ready should you renege on your agreement.
My kid is a Scorpio…need to send her this…..
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LOL . . . you sure about that?
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😉
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B,
My kid is a Scorpio, too… They are trouble, that is for shizzle 😉 Somehow in there, a drama queen is hiding. No wait. They never hide.
Keep ’em coming!
Q
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Q,
BIG trouble those Scorpios.
And no, drama queens wouldn’t know how to hide if you gave them a perfect spot with which to do so.
Oh, I will!
B
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Huuuge!
And no, they wouldn’t. I know, coz I gots me a doozie of one…
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LOL.
Those cranky drama queens!!
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😉😁
Oh hell yes!!
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With bells on!
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Indeedy!
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LOL, Marc. I know a few Scorpios and your advice about never going outside is excellent. It is too bad we can’t suggest an alternate universe to house them all. Wait I’m not sure how they would get on together. Excellent post.
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Let’s clear out the least populous state- Wyoming- and send ’em all there!
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Good idea. We need to run an ad. “Hey, you Scorpios. Want a free trip to the wilderness? Well, you can’t have one.” That will bring them running.
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That’s brilliant, Boss.
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😊
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From my dad to my friends, I am surrounded by, very vocal, Scorpios! 🦂
Can’t wait to read your take on Sagittarius ♐️ (me)!!
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Boston,
I ain’t gonna be able to go easy on ya seeing as how I have a horoscope reputation to uphold.
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Who said you had to spare Sagittarius??
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It’s on! 🙂
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I expect nothin’ less! 😂
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Why Scorpio should vote for Trump? 😉
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Sorry RNB, but with every horoscope, I have to up the ante on my nasty.
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Haha… you are doing a pretty good job I’d say 😉 what a skills 😛😂😂
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Gracias RNB. 🙂
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Is Trump a Scorpio?
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Hmmm . . . I don’t know.
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I’m not sure how many Scorpio’s I know – then again, I’m not good at remembering birthdays. Nonetheless, I’m glad I’m not one! Oh … and the song fits.
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I’m lousy with birthdays myself.
As far as my horoscopes, my peeps expect nothing less than a full on assault . . so i can’t let ’em down.
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Fortunately – Or maybe unfortunately – you haven’t done my sign yet. Guess that means I’m sandwiched between curiosity and pins & needles.
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You’ve got to take your medicine, Frank. Same as everybody else . . . 😉
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I know …. after all, everyone is fair game.
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Glad you understand. Nothing personal . . strictly business . . .
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Absolutely … strictly business.
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it was a Best Western, dammit!
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Buahahahaha!
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Spicey (but never dull) times with the scorpion.
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Never dull, ever . . .
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