Your Birthday! – You’ve got a big personality, according to you. Your assertive ways sometimes lead to combative disagreements with others. So if you happen to live in Rhode Island, Texas, Nevada, Florida, South Carolina . . or any vicinity whose police department airs on Live PD? Then you might be a star if you keep this shit up!
Restlessness is another of your personality traits. But unlike William Fichtner or Margo Martindale, your particular shot of the stuff is not artful in the least. In fact, you would do well to deconstruct that edge with some yoga before you go deconstructing another hotel room; especially one in Vegas, where the amortization schedules rhyme with vig.
On the upside, you have a very open nature. You are an open book . . you wear your emotions on your sleeve . . and you absolutely love worn out cliches that paint you in a positive light . . so, you’re welcome.
You are the kind of person who knows what they want, and you never hesitate to share this want with others. No matter how many times HR drags your ass into the office to discuss the matter. And to your credit, you work hard to achieve the things that matter most to you. Problem is, most of these things are vices; so your best job fits are A)Drug Dealer, B)Pimp, C)Both.
Don’t stop believing. And don’t blame Steve Perry when you fuck that up too!
I guess.. I am glad to be a talentless pimplike jerk? 😂 😆 😝
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Welcome to the jungle, Valeria! And do not fret, because my horoscopes are akin to those old celebrity roasts. Nothing personal, just a lot of funny business.
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Thank you. I’m glad to be here. 🙈
I’ll take the brunt of it from you for being the best astrological sign of them all.
Also. I expect nothing less than sass on these posts. Are you sure you’re not a Sagittarius??
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Valeria . . . you are proof positive that Boston provides us with great peeps. No matter all my Yankee chatter, it’s all talk.
And am I? Now you got me thinking . . . LOL
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Whew …. had to check my birthday to make sure I wasn’t Sagittarius. Loved the song!
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The thing with these horoscopes is that I keep having to up the ante. I might quit em after I get through every sign. Because really, there is nowhere to go but down!
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One time through is perfect …. and my is still to come.
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Yep . . have to figure out what I replace it with.
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A tribute to each month
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I think that is the perfect way to frame it.
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An advice column!
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B,
You were not kidding! But yanno what? This is rather accurate with some of the Sagis I know… 😉
Those restless ways ain’t never got the time for yoga so great suggestion but…
This is so good. And of course, great song. How the hell do you find these?
Q
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Q,
Now lovely, I know you’re the confrontational sort . . . being from Canada and all. But let’s remember, these are entirely fictionalized representations. They can, however, be used for gambling purposes.
Yoga? Dammit! I meant Toga!
Richard Cheese is classic. I discovered him all the way back inside the time of the Gorilla. He has some beauts. Gin and Juice is one of my favorites.
Glad you like . . and toldja! 😉
B
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Moi? Confrontational?… c’mon now… I know they are fictionalized – hell, I read mine every day 😉
Now yer talkin’!
You discover the coolest things, you YouTube Junkie, you…
And… ya, ya did! 😉
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Umm . . did I say that? I think this WP is doing all manner of wacky things again. I wrote that Canadians are among the finest people I have ever known. They are proof of God’s existence.
I read the horoscopes every now and then. I only believe the good ones.
I try bebe.
I really am. Some guys do porn, I do YouTube. Much better music. 😉
Should I pose for the camera?
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Uh huh. Yeah. Sure. Don’t push it, Buster. We ain’t all sugar and maple syrup, yanno… we got some spice, too.
Same. The ones that tell me Imma have a fabulous day stay, the others, dissed.
I know it, darlin’
And frankly, the stories are better too 😉
Oh yes, you definitely should pose… 😉
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I’ll be sure to look into this matter and get back to you on the cause of it. I assure you it won’t happen again. Today.
That’s like fortune cookies. LOL
MUAH!
They are, aren’t they?
Thought you’d appreciate that. 😉
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Buahahaha! Glad you added the “today”… coz… I’m getting to know ya…
It is! Only with the fortune cookie, you have the added fun of adding “in bed” to the fortune…
MWAH!
They are.
You know it. 😘
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You know my tricks.
Buahahahaha! There IS that.
I know certain things. 😘
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I do.
Gives it a li’l something extra, yanno?
You do… 😘
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This is a good thing.
A lot of something . . .
😘
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It is.
It is…
😘
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Yes
Jes . . .
😘
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My dad’s a Sagittarius. Based on this horoscope, he must be the exception that proves the rule. 😉
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Well, there’s always an anomaly, I’m guessing. 😉
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Never had Sagittarius ♐️ friend…sounds like fun 🙂 personality
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Of COURSE you would think so, RNB. 😉
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😂😂😂
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Buahahaha!
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Another laugh out loud episode, Pilgrim. I have to wish I knew some Sagi peeps, but I don’t. They sound like a group that would make excellent minions. I could use a few.
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You and me both, Boss. 😉
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😁
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So you know my Sag daughter, eh? Who knew?!
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Buahahaha!
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You described her to a tee on sooo many fronts.
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Holy frijole!
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Don’t get me wrong, she’s a wonderful daughter and human but as a Virgo…let’s just say sometimes there are clashes. 😉
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I copy, loud and clear.
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There’s the rub – Virgo 😉 Course my father, my sisters, an ex, a couple former bosses (two of whom fired me)… bunch of DamnVirgos
However… my hubs was a Sagi 😉
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LOL
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Hey, I resemble that remark (horoscope). Having a birthday close to Christmas sucks, but being made fun of takes some of the sting away 🙂
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You go girl! 🙂
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But you make me wonder what a second draft would look like…naughtier or nicer?
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Great question!
No idea . . . LOL
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“…rhymes with vig” – classic funny, sly and subtle Sorryless!
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‘Precciate it Dude.
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