On my old blog, I used to dish up an annoyances post. It was a Molotov cocktail of inelegance aimed at all the many things that tend to piss me off. And if you didn’t know better, you’d have thought I was some kind of misanthrope who had an issue with every single thing. And you’d have been half right.
For this rebooted “Annoyances”, the sunny side of the street gets the primo parking space. Because my therapist thought it was a good idea if I stress the positives and minimize the negatives. Here then, is the pilot episode of something I’d liked to call “Plus vs Minus”.
Plus- Homemade Mac and Cheese takes some time, and more butter than I’m comfortable admitting, but it’s so damned worth it. I do mine up with butter (never margarine), milk, heavy cream, cheddar and one other cheese (I used Jarlsberg this time). To make the roux, you need to grate your cheeses . . . no shortcuts. I top it off with thinly sliced tomatoes and then sprinkle bread crumbs dredged in olive oil and grated Parmesan on top of that.
Minus- As much as I dig it, I have to steer clear of boxed mac and cheese for a good month after partaking of the real stuff.
Plus- Peloton Mamas with Ryan Reynolds riding shotgun.
Minus– Peloton Mamas riding solo.
Plus- Adult beverages.
Minus- Bud Light Seltzer. Because they didn’t fuck up beer enough.
Plus- The movie Cats. I went to see it with the girl and we loved it. It’s the musical and okay, it goes heavy on the CGI, but this did nothing to detract from the fact that it’s the musical delivered up in theater format.
Minus– Not sure what the peeps who bashed this movie were smoking. Because did I mention it was the musical?
Plus- Trump’s impeachment defense ain’t gonna be a cakewalk with the revelation that he was freezing military aid to the Ukraine.
Minus- He’s probably gonna get off the hook anyway.
Plus- Christmas movies. It’s the only time of the year when I’ll suffer Chevy Chase in those inane Vacation flicks, or Jamie Lee Curtis in a cardigan, or Vince Vaughn . . . at all. And this year brought a reboot of one of my favorite holiday movies ever- A Christmas Carol, which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Minus- Hallmark Christmas movies. If you’ve seen the one with the big city exec who goes home for the holidays and falls in love with an old flame . . you’ve seen them all.
Plus- The Miami Dolphins just had the most enjoyable 5-11 season ever. And they wrapped it in a bow by taking down the Patriots in the season finale; denying New England a first round bye for the first time in ten seasons.
Minus- The Patriots are still alive. And just like Michael Myers . . you gotta kill them, and then you gotta keep killing them . . just in case.
Welp, that’s just about a wrap for the 2010’s. May your pluses be plentiful and your minuses minimal inside the new year.
Peace and love . . .
Perfection….hallmark movies at Christmas….yup…..
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Hahaha! They should really call it the Rinse, Repeat Channel
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But I will admit my guilty pleasure are the mystery movies that yo7 figure out who dun it in ten minutes
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I didn’t realize they had those. Maybe not ALL is lost then, LOL
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😉I know they’re bad….but fun bad!
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There’s nothing wrong with fun bad.
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😉💗
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Thanks for making me smile this morning. I needed it! … but who and the hell drinks a Bud Light Seltzer? Cheers to your 2020.
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Hey Cincy,
I cannot believe people actually sat in a room and THIS was the best idea they could come up with! Combine a beer that has zero flavor with a drink that has zero flavor . . . . WHAT??!!!
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OMG … I thought it was something that you came up with … Oh crap, it’s real!
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Oh, this is ALL too real. I wouldn’t make up something that sinister . . . buhlieve me!
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Real and sinister are good descriptors. Then again, whatever to spark sales.
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I don’t think I could drink that stuff even if I was dying of thirst. ESPECIALLY if I was dying of thirst . . . .
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And to think Bud/Miller/Coor’s Light drinkers say they like beer.
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They have a very different definition of what beer is supposed to look/taste/behave like.
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… and that’s for starters!
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I cannot imagine. And I don’t wanna. . .
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Great post! I needed a good laugh
Also… 😆 the way you hate on the Patriots is hilarious.
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Valeria . . I am glad I could supply.
And I realize your a Boston girl, but you gotta understand . . I need a chiropractor from looking up at the Patriots for the last twenty seasons. New England has held dominion over the division for two decades, four Presidents and the advent of social media. It’s time for a change dammit! 😉
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Just the cheery post I needed to start my day! 😁
Homemade mac n cheese is the cats meow and well worth the extra energy.
Happy New Year to you!
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Sassy, I needs to go on my crash diet tomorrow so I’m emptying the fridge today! . . . Just kidding, 🙂
Same to you, be well.
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Haha that made me laugh! Be safe my friend
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You too. Happy New Year.
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Sigh … one of the reasons my wife and I don’t spend much time together is because when she is home on the weekends instead of out and about with friends or family, she is invariably parked in front of the TV with the Hallmark Channel on. And I ain’t staying for that shit.
Meanwhile … yes, the Patriots. If I believed in prayer, I’d be praying hard for a first round knockout of them. Please, oh please!
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The Rinse and Repeat Network. Where pitch meetings are Groundhog Day. Where cheesy Pinterest quotes get a second life. Ugh! . . . I am so sorry.
The Patriots reign has GOT to be coming to an end, right?
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She turns the damn channel on and I wonder where did I go wrong.
The Pats certainly seem to be weakened this year. We’ll have to see if their cheating gets them over the jump. 😉
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I think the first mistake was owning a television set, LOL.
What happens if both Brady and Belichick walk away after this season? I mean, other than Patriots merch going clearance?
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This is very true! I would be happy with no TVs in the house.
I just wonder if we’ll ever know what they did to achieve the long run of success. I refuse to believe that Belichick is some football savant who figured something out that no other coach in the history of the game could figure out. That’s like believing in Santa Claus. Or God. The only thing he figured out is how to cheat and get away with it.
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It’s an idea. 😉
Twenty years. You may be onto something because no other coach in the history of the league comes close to that kind of sustained success.
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Particularly with the talent level they’ve had during some of those years.
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Outside of Moss and Gronk and a few others, I don’t remember there being a great deal of name offensive skill players. Really, on either side of the ball for that matter. Lots of plug and play guys who never really panned out elsewhere. It’s like an X Files episode . . .
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And again, no other coach has been able to come up with a “system” the rest of the league hasn’t been able to crack within a couple of years.
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This is true. Look at how Chip Kelly was supposed to revolutionize the league . . . and five minutes later he was gone.
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The football geniuses thought the wildcat was revolutionary. Until it wasn’t.
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Miami ran that for five minutes, yes. They actually took out New England in 2009 with it.
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And wasn’t it Miami that first ran the wildcat. I was so amazed at how people reacted to that play. So, let me see if I’ve got this right. The wildcat was nothing more than putting a RB in the QB spot, snapping the ball to the RB, and having the RB run the ball.
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Yes! It doesn’t take much to excite most sports fans.
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Terrific, Pilgrim. A great big smile to end the year. Perfect. Bud Light Seltzer? I always thought Bud Light was seltzer. My Mac and Cheese is a labor of love featuring five kinds of cheese. Blue, White cheddar, Gruyere, fontina, and parmesan (There is also bacon in case the calorie count is not high enough.) Here is a link to the Food Network recipe. Warning this is hazardous to your heart health. Happy New Year, Marc https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cheese-lovers-5-cheese-mac-and-cheese-recipe-1944515
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Sheriff. Bud Light might as well be seltzer, so maybe they just stuck the shit in a different can is all.
Oh . . my Godness! Imma have to bookmark this puppy for the purposes of research. Muchas gracias to you. And a Happy New Year
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Watch those arteries.
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I think I will hear em coming. 😉
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Scrolling down to be able to comment I see this… I am usually the type who is fairly careful with her fat intake. Until I make mac ‘n cheese and this one, my friend, I thank you for… As will my boys!
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I think the Boss outdid me with his recipe though . . .
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Seriously… and me, by the way! 😉
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Both! 😉
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This is loaded no doubt but worth every calorie.
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I figure a Mac and Cheese like this is a special occasion one. A treat, a celebration, if you were! 😉
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Yes like this Sunday for me.
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Mmmmm!
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LOL
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Hahahaha!
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Next time I get my mac and cheese on, Imma be borrowing your recipe.
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B,
The sunny side of the street should always get a primo parking spot – it’s good for everyone, especially the one dishing…
Homemade Mac and Cheese is supposed to take some time and is not meant to be healthy NOR should it be part of a weekly meal (if done right) as it should be a treat. Yours sounds divine. And guess what? I get a hankering for the boxed shit once in a while and what is great about that is my boys will dish it up and give me a scoop so satisfaction achieved without any effort on my part 😉
Thank you for introducing me to friggen Pelonton. Ever since you wrote up about it, I see the ad – EVERYWHERE!! 😉
I’ve always been a realist. Cheers! 🍻🥃
Buahahaha Bud Light Seltzer! Awww.. I will no longer be at the club when some maroon asks for it – not that we would ever carry it…
I am glad you are not afraid to say you liked Cats. There is so much negative being strewn about, I am sure it has discouraged, well, everyone I know to go see it.
Love that 69…
Trump… ugh.
Christmas movies are pretty much everybody’s secret vice. I must admit, though, this year I resisted and watched not a single one.
Yay Dolphins!! Much as you hoped they wouldn’t win this many games, the fact they did and have denied the Pats a first round bye is the big-ass cherry on top of the sundae for shizzle!
And, of course you end with Dan Fogelberg… that’s what I was gonna end my post with. Sigh. Gonna chose another now 😉
Peace and love and a happy moment or two or three….
Q
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Q,
Truth in its most optimistic sense. But you know me, I can’t stay away from that minus sign. LOL
NOTHING like the home version. But the boxed is good in a pinch, or in a WTF moment when you don’t feel like making anything for dinner. It’s why I always have a few boxes on hand. Stewed tomatoes as well . . .
Once you see PELOTON . . you cannot unsee it. It’s like some Ray Bradbury tale . . . I swearTAGOD!
Salud!
Bud Light . . shite. Meet seltzer. Now charge em way too much and make a killing!
I watched a YouTube vid . . well one minute of it, about everything that was wrong with it. Made by a fourth grader, no doubt.
Hahaha! A favorite number
Ugh! Not 45 though . . .
Catch A Christmas Carol at some point if you ever feel like something way different.
Miami had a very fun season for a team that finished way out of it. Who knew 5-11 could be this much fun?
I cannot NOT have that going on NYE. It’s a forever pick o mine.
Peace, love, hugs, best wishes, anything but Bud Light, Habs, Dolphins, mac and cheese, kisses, ginger and more love.
HAPPY 2020!
B
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Beauty of a new pic btw 😉
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Sweet of you… 😉
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Oooh? Meet La La.
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La la la ooooh…
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B,
Nor should you. Besides being a part of you, it is necessary to better appreciate the positive. The key is to not stay stuck in the negative (that’s where Imma come in and nudge 😉 )
Honestly, I am one of those who occasionally enjoys the flavour of Krap Dinner (as we call it here in Canada… well, it should be Kraft but yanno, considering the product…) But no, homemade is way the way to go… Now that you’ve put it into me noggin, methinks I shall make some tomorrow…
No kidding! To think I’d never noticed it before you went and brought it up!
Salute!
Just all kinds of wrong. Like putting ice in you white wine – just admit you don’t like the flavour of white wine so you add ice which makes the flavour all but disappear..
Jeez. A fourth-grader… I swear, I’ve mentioned to a few peeps that I wanted to go see it and the negativity thrown my way has assured me I shall be going solo. Not that I have a problem with that as 3 out 4 movies I do go solo. I ain’t gonna miss something I wanna see just coz I can’t find a partner in crime to join me.
It is a mighty fine one.
Oh yes. I forgot. I will search for that one tomorrow.
I’m just glad it made you happy 😉
As it is mine.
Peace, love, always best wishes, real beer, Habs making it to the series, Dolphins, real mac and cheese, lots of kisses, ginger in all its forms and love that knows no boundaries,
HAPPY 2020 to you and yours
Q
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Q,
My negative nudger extraordinaire. And of course you are spot on when it comes to this subject matter. As per.
I was gonna say, we’ll be making some of the stuff up sooner than later now that we’ve talked about it LOL.
Get . . . out!
Bottoms up!
Ice in white wine . . Jesus. Why not just pour some fucking milk in it while you’re at it. Better yet, a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
This YouTuber was trashing it for the “suggestive” bodies of the CGI cats. So maybe she was from Utah . . . .
That’s a song.
It was a good one.
😉
😉
With all the bases covered, the Inimitable Q was off to conquer Old Montreal . . .
Happy Year Of The Perfect Eyesight!
B
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Negative Nudger Extraordinaire, eh? I kinda like it and shall take my duties seriously 😉 I do my best.
Talk about talking ourselves into doing something… 😉
LOL! I tells ya…
Prost!
I know, right? At least throw in some soda and call it a spritzer… Blech to the milk or ice cream.
Hah! “suggestive”? More so than the Broadway play? Coz I seem to recall they were quite form-fitting… Utah or, maybe some sort of Amish or Mennonite-type…
A song – we gonna do that again 😉
🙂
😉
Yes, she was… and hoping to catch that perfect shot of the fireworks for WW 😉
Perfect Eyesight in every way, eh?
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NNE . . you do real good.
Imma try and hold off on cooking some of that stuff up for a while. Say a couple weeks .. that should be fine.
The Amish wouldn’t have a problem with it and there are Mennonite peeps you wouldn’t even know ARE Mennonite peeps. They are many things, but prude ain’t one of them . . not the new age ones.
Nope. My lips are sealed. DAMN!
😉
Woot!
Not for me, LOL
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I thank you, my Nudgee 😉
Oh hells yeah. I said I’d make some today – ain’t gonna happen. Gonna empty the fridge (again) first and try to nourish with some healthy foods, first. When I “deserve” some (when I have shed the holiday weight) THEN I shall make some 😉
So, definitely from Utah, then.
He he he… Simply Irresistible 😉
Woo hoo!
Me neither. Who wants to be perfect, anuyway..
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Healthy foods? THAT is a novel concept. Imma break open some devastatingly unhealthy foods in honor of the new year, LOL.
The Utes are uptight, excepting behind closed doors. As for the Mennonites, they are rather wild. Even if they would never admit it.
New song! My head is like a jukebox, which helps to sweep the voices out of my head temporarily so I ain’t complaining.
Ain’t no perfect, excepting for stuff that is perfectly imperfect.
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Well, I seem to recall us mentioning that we were gonna encourage each other to get back on the programme… NOT today, of course. Good gawd we must give ourselves the chance to celebrate the new decade!
Well there ya go. Goes to show how little I know of them peeps – there ain’t none in my neck of the woods so…
Yes. You are THE jukebox – and hey, if the music keeps the voices out, then, play on, my friend…
Exackery. Just like I likes it.
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Well yeah . . eventually. But no kale. I did that for a while and I don’t think I will ever forgive myself.
They’re . . . let’s just say interesting. When I tell people I dated Mennonite women, it gets the double take, LOL. If they are from here, of course, they don’t flinch.
When they allow, yes . . yes I will.
Indubitably.
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LOL! I will occasionally put kale in a soup or omelette – it’s not even as nutritious as spinach, so really why bother 😉
Of course you did. Why am I not surprised?
Then keep it up 🙂
Undoubtedly.
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Yeah, I stick to spinach.
Of course I did.
Imma try.
Jes
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I usually do, too.
Of course.
You do that.
Si
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Way to go.
Jes.
Double Jes
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🙂
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😘😘
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That was fun!!!
Plus…. puss minus “S” + “L”
Minus… Must plus “I” minus “T” + “N”
I think I just broke my brain in time for New Year!
Happy New Year! 🥂🎊🎉🥂🎊🎉
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Resa, you done broke my brain too! It’s a good thing I wasn’t partaking of an adult beverage just now. 🙂
Happy 2020!
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Lol!!! Just having some fun. 😀
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Hahaha! Happy 2020 Resa.
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😀
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🙂
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This really did cheer me up. Funny cartoons: loved 69 and hypochondriac. If you’re a big fan of Dickens, be sure to see the film “The Man Who Invented Christmas” with Dan Stevens and Christopher Plummer. It’s excellent!
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I have, and yes it is!
Glad I provided some cheer to you on this NYE.
Best wishes, hugs and Happy New Year!
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Thanks for helping me send out this year with some snorts and giggles; love this post!
Cheers (hoisting an adult beverage without seltzer, whether cheap-beer-infused or not) and Happy New Year/Decade to you and yours!
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Rebecca,
I got you to snort? My work here is done. 🙂
May there be cheer in whatever you hoist. Peace wherever you settle in. And Happy to the year we’re about to meet!
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Hmm, they still sell margarine? Big huge plus with the Fish beating the Pats. Made my whole season. As for beverages in the minus column, you left out Coors Light although I’m not sure that’s even considered an adult beverage.
Here’s to a 2020 stuffed to the brim with pluses. Cheers! 🥃
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Or whatever it is they put in those pastel colored containers and sell as “Heart Healthy!”.
The Fish had a feel good season . . . somehow, but as I told a friend of mine, I wouldn’t be surprised if next season was a step back or just sideways. They need to build.
I confess to partaking of Coors Light from time to time. It’s easy, cheap and harmless. LOL
Wishing you many pluses in the new year.
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Never admit to partaking of Coors Light. Ever, ‘kay? Even if it is harmless. I never understood its cache. It’s the most tasteless yellow water around.
Here’s to buckets of pluses!
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I’ll remember to keep that one under wraps.
Buckets huh? YOU get buckets! And YOU get buckets! And YOU and YOU and YOU get buckets.
Not sure why I channeled Oprah there . . .
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Not the worst thing or person to channel. 😇
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You are correcto
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Your mac and cheese sounds delish! I never get mac and cheese in a box (it’s not really a thing in England) so I always make it myself- but yours sounds way better- I love the extra touches you add- definitely want to start add a slice of tomato at the very least!
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OG, the tomato is like the cherry on top, so to speak.
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hehehe!
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Lemme know if you try this one. 🙂
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the timing of the Fogelberg song is cool because a few days ago – Leo the yoga teacher had a playlist with a song from him and others from that time – so plus one for that.
and good idea with the plus and minus theme here…
regarding the Dolphins – heard Tom Sawyer in the car today and turned it up – I refuse to let the Patriots own that song and need to extinguish the conditioned connection they have with Tom Sawyer.
and you know it is a good drive jamming to Rush.
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LMAO with the hallmark movies and …
“you’ve seen them all.”
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we watched family man last night (Nick Cage) and used to watch every year for like 12 years – but missed about 4 – and we really enjoyed it….
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Fogelberg must’ve had stock in Kleenex.
I love Rush . . and yanno, I wasn’t aware they had commandeered the group for their benefit. Damn them! Damn them all to NFL purgatory!
It’s true about Hallmark.
Family Man is an under the radar flick, I enjoyed it.
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well Patriots play Ozzy all, right? Need to extinguish that connection too
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That’s right, they play Crazy Train.
It reminds me of when the Red Sox hijacked Sweet Caroline, which had always been a favorite of mine . . .
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that is a good song and hope they did not ruin it for you –
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No way! 😉
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Heyyyyyy I’m liking the Plus and Minus 🙂 YES in the Mac and cheese. Definitely yes. And yes to The Dolphins. That was nice. And Yes! To the House but a big fat No to Mitch and his greedy pals. And Yes you are in point with Hallmark so I truly enjoy watching Elf it’s my spirit movie that and this Prep and Landing my kids watch every year 🙂 plus Chevy’s adventures amuse me. Happy New Year!!! Always sending you sunshine and waves 🙂
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P.S. Did I mention YES to The Dolphins. That was sweet
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Big YES indeed, you did.
On to next season for the Fins!
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Cali, you remember the annoyances posts that Cayman would stick on his blog like every other week? This was a kinda/sorta same thing but different thing. I gotta say, I do miss the annoyances.
Miami had a better record in the last nine games than the Patriots. You cannot make this stuff up. . .
I cannot speak Mitch. Or his pals. Or 45. Well, I could but it would devolve into a rant and get nothing accomplished.
I’ve got an idea for a Hallmark movie. It’s the exact same thing as every other Hallmark movie. It’s a slam dunk that they take it!
I watched Elf a few times this season, it always cracks me up.
Happy New Year to you as well, thank you Cali.
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Duuuuuude I totally remember annoyances. They were my jam!Or as Cayman would put it … “people who say this is my jam…” that Hallmark … dude it’s neck and neck with Lifetime although I think Lifetime throws in a couple mystery/murders/made-for-TV movies that Mary Katherine Gallagher would need to reference 🙂 loved her. Sunshine and waves.
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Cayman would not be happy with me, because now I say “that’s my jam”, LOL.
Lifetime has some interesting stuff, compared to Hallmark.
Sunshine and waves
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