The good news is, your planets are in perfect alignment. The bad news is they are completely uninhabitable. Nonetheless, you will have a great deal of mental and physical energy to expend so let’s try and channel it into something positive, okay? How about focusing on artistic projects that do not include signing your name in the snow or rodent taxidermy . . .
Your intuition is at maximum levels today, but this doesn’t mean that you’re a mind reader so cut the paranoid shit. All it means is that you are in tune with the people closest to you. It does not mean they should be subjected to interrogations or lie detector tests because if you pull that shit again, you’ll lose the other side of the family as well.
Try to relax and unwind a little, seeing as how you may be feeling more anxious than usual . . as if that’s fucking possible. Maybe you should try working out, since it was a New Year’s resolution and I realize you’re easing into it but come on . . it’s almost February. If you’re going to let your workout resolution roll over into 2021, then maybe attend a concert or sporting event instead. Sans the recording equipment this time unless you really don’t mind the idea of spending twenty three hours a day in a cell with someone named T-Bone.
Lol…love it…😍
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Hahaha! You gotta have fun with these things sometimes is what I say.
Thanks Deb.
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I am Aquarian and so it was especially funny and spot on in parts, Marc. you may be onto something 🙂 ❤
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Well . . you know I get with my nonsense sometimes, Deb. Thank you for playing along with it though. Hugs to ya.
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I love nonsense… it makes life brighter.. hugs in return
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🙂
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Ha! Made my morning (at this point a comet or plague would be an improvement, but your writing helped). Do more, por favor. Cheers, Mark
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I’ve had those days! Glad this little slice of nonsense could help to make the morning go down just a little bit easier.
I appreciate the chime, Mark. And Cheers back atcha.
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I’ve been on edge for almost a year anticipating this post. Woo hoo … I feel freedom. Free as the birds in the sky. My exercise routine has been study, but a guy named T-Bone plays at a local bar every Tuesday. Oh no – I can’t go today! The vibes are turning and the aligned planets are inhabitable. I won’t be able to unwind and relax. I’m domed. … but the Fifth Dimension was the first concert I ever attended! Let the Sunshine In!
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The spoof will set you free!
See what I mean, Frank? The anticipation really is the hardest part of these things. After which it’s simply a sandpaper band-aid!
Study IS an exercise routine. I dig, I dig.
As for the ‘coincidences’ in this post . . . T-Bone . . Fifth Dimension . . you gotta ask yourself this question. Are they really coincidences? Hmm? Huh? Hmm?
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The spoof? You mean this isn’t real? is sarcasm creeping in?
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Well Frank, it’s like this . . .
I am receiving intel from a source north of the border. She is well versed in several languages AND sarcasm, so she has been a valuable resource in my search.
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Yanno… I wasn’t gonna come snooping but I’m kinda glad I did… I’m trying to decide if this source of yours is a good thing or not…
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This source really knows her stuff. Very thorough and completely trustworthy. 😉
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Interesting…. Veddy interesting… 😉
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That’s spy talk . . .
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I forgot to mention that my fingers were tapping against each other (you can picture it right?)
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Ugh!
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LOL
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You had to
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🙂
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😉
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Your explanation makes perfect sense.
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I’m glad you think so.
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😉
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Thanks LA. 🙂
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ahaha . I am SOOOO glad I’m a gemini!
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quiall,
firstly, gracias for the chime. it’s nice seeing you here.
secondly, these drafts are equal opportunity offenders just so’s you know.
thirdly, it’s never personal. strictly business. 😉
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ahaha . Good to know.
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🙂
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Relax and unwind? I’m not sure aquarians know how to do either. Talk about Type A’s!
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I would be miserable if I was Aquarius then, because I need my relax and unwind time. Hell, I’m on my second generation recliner already! LOL
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Bwahahaha!
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And here’s the hilarious (pathetic?) part. My kids gifted me my new recliner for my birthday.
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Sounds like it’s safe to say they know you well. 👨🏽🦼
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Well, last birthday it was running shoes. So they’re either telling me to cool my heels or to just give int to my inner couch potato.
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I was very interested in that cellmate called T-Bone. He sounds like someone who should meet Tiny. I had to laugh out loud at this one Marc. The signing of your name in the snow got me going. That old joke about Nixon having the ‘Nixon Sucks’ urine writing in the snow analyzed. Turns out it was Kissinger’s. The bad news was the handwriting was Pat’s. Bada Boom. Excellent post.
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I think those two will hit it off just fine.
Signing your name in cursive is bonus points, just so you know.
Man! The Nixon administration was way more fun than history is telling us! Bahahahaha!
Thank you Boss.
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😁 So true. Hahahaha
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We won’t find this stuff on the History Channel . . just saying.
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Looking forward to reading about Capricorn ❤
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Double M,
Buckle your seat belts!
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😂
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🙂
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B,
You know I love these (woot 2 more to go!) You know, if things ever get tough, you might have a potential sideline in these 😉 Course, those who really do buy this shit may end up in the loony bin. Speaking of loony bin, it could actually end you up with a T-Bone roommate there as well… Win mmeet win!
Hey! Who says signing your name in the snow is NOT creative, eh?
Lucky for you this perfect song is out there 😉
Q
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Q,
I wonder if they would get it though, 😉
Umm, I think the win would be for T-Bone . . but it would be a really baaaad loss for whoever had to bunk with T-Bone.
It is creative, and hey . . cursive is bonus points, so there’s that!
There was only one choice, bahahahaha!
B
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Maybe you can offer up your brand to a joint like The Onion… Yanno… THEY and their readers would get it. Or the Canadian one (yanno, the Brady story 😉)
It probably would be his win!
Exactly… Give extra swirls and call it calligraphy!
I figured.. gonna be interesting what you come up with for the next two…😇
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That’s an idea. I would simply need to be anonymous, LOL.
It’s definitely going to be his win.
Calligraphy . . . bahahahaha! That is classic.
Imma have to be consistent with em. Consistently awful.
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Please. Don’t. Stop. More!
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Your wish is my command, hombre!
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yes – it is about time to start the exercise routine if it was a new year’s resolution hahah
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Watchou sayng? LOL.
Yes I will. Have. Kinda.
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You will get to it in your time – and I don’t recall exercising on that New Years resolution list of yours – I thought it was just a lifestyle for you to get moving and find your groove for different seasons – because routines sure do change – eh?
And speaking of your resolutions – too one for me is that “sweat smarter” one – sooooo good
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Ms Prior,
It’s a given, the exercise. It’s funny but when you are involved in sports from a young age, it’s almost built in to you. I took a few weeks off for January, only running a handful (four?) times thus far, but I find it helps to cool the jets now and again as far as running. But when I start up again, it’s like I never left.
Funny you should mention that one because it’s stuck in my head now. I notice I’m NOT swearing as much!
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The topic of swearing has come up a lot his month – and In a way inspired by your little Note – that led me to write my note on this community chalk board (swear less and sing more) anyhow – I was shocked to hear one lady I know says she swears like a sailor – never would have guessed
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I was half kidding when I included the “swear smarter” but it’s funny how I have been more mindful of it since then.
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😉
And wishing you a good Tuesday my friend
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Hey, same to you Ms. Prior.
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It’s like you’re talking directly to me, man. And I’m a Libra. Or is it Virgo? The one that can never remember what sign they are…cheers!
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Hahaha! Thank you man.
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