You have a keen sense of observation, but it doesn’t mean you get to peek on the neighbor across from you. You know who I’m talking about . . the one with twenty four pack abs? Who exercises in his briefs? And not for nothing, but hosting a Skype party and giving play by play is just a little bit over the top. But hey, you’re a highly creative thinker who loves to push the limits. But maybe it would be a good idea if you made sure those scary creative thoughts are . . yanno . . legal?
One of the first things people sense about you is how sincere you can be . . when you feel like being sincere. Which, come to think of it really isn’t the definition of sincere, is it? Never mind. But of course, it’s all about your quirky sense of humor, boundless charm and timeless sense of style. (When you cut me the check for that last sentence, make it payable to “Marco Loco”, por favor and gracias!).
You ain’t got time for labels, and no one can ever accuse you of being the kind of person to buy into such a thing. Unless the labels are attached to a bottle of something friendly. In that case, you make the bang worth your buck. It’s your unique nature that makes it damn near impossible to define you, but this doesn’t mean you get to skip out on the lunch tab just because you’re going to be late to the matinee.
An outgoing and assertive manner serves you well in poker pot squabbles, political arguments and bar fights. Your uncanny ability to swing a Louisville Slugger in the direction of a person’s unmentionables without missing does the rest. When it comes to serious thought, you’re quite adept. Only problem is, someone usually goes missing afterwards.
B (Marco Loco – cheque is in the mail),
You must be in cahoots with an Aries to write this particular horoscope. Just sayin’
You have an uncanny knack at getting to the core of the sign Don’t know how you do it.
Loved this. Smiled through the whole thing – even broke out a guffaw!
Q (don’t cash the cheque)
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Q,
Hahaha! Thank you, but yanno . . . this one should be gratis. π
No cahoots, I just have a very intuitive nature is all. Like a cat with nine lives . . excepting I don’t have the nine lives to fall back on when a pissed off Aries comes looking for me with a Louisville Slugger.
I just copy, paste and then scrap what they said in favor of any . . umm . . hidden meanings, LOL.
We need guffaws! Those suckers are in short supply right now!
B (Imma frame it instead)
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You have a point… I like the idea of framing it π
No cahoots, eh? Bloody good intuitive nature. Uh huh. They you best make nice with the Aries and avoid the contact with the Louisville Slugger. Peace, not war π
Uh huh. Yep. You do that oh so well.
Guffaws are welcome, The more the merrier!
MWAH!
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It’s kitschy, no? π
I plan to make real nice with Aries. No Louisville Slugger will be necessary, so if one DOES happen to make the scene . . I really ain’t all that! LOL
I aim to provide humor, so I’m glad I got that guffaw outta ya.
Yes, Guffaw for Two . . right this way. We get a booth!
MUAH!
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It is! I love me a bit of kitsch.
Sounds like a very nice plan. If one does make its appearance, it will be used to keep others away. Or as door stopper.
Ya done good.
Oooh, a booth, to boot!
MWAH!!
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Me too! Nothing like a bit of kitsch.
The door stopper, I like that idea a lot. It beats the alternative, by mucho.
You’re biased.
You gotta love the booth.
MUAH!
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Thought so.
It does!
I am!
Definitely… the things that can go on in a booth…
MWAH!
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I am a kitsch connoisseur, but you knew this already.
Are we like . . on the same wave length or something?
Oh well no, we have just gone and upped the ante on booth love. In a most literal sense of the term.
π
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I did know that.
We are so on the same wavelength.
I am blaming the upping of the ante on my subconscious and on borders being uncrossable for the next while.
π
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Of course you did.
Riding that wave. hanging loose . . thumbs up.
In this new age science fiction scenario that seems ever more surreal as each day goes by? You mean that one?
π
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Of course I did.
Only way to ride.
Umm. Yeah. Exactly that one.
π
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π
You uh . . . oh never mind.
I knew you would know, because we both surf like that.
π
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π
π
Indeed we do
π
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π
π
Indeed we have, do, will . . .
π
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π
Mmmmm
π
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ππ
Mmmmm Good.
ππ
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ππ
Very
ππ
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ππ
Clever sammie.
ππ
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ππ
Clever peeps
ππ
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ππ
Umm waiter? Check please!
ππ
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ππ
And make it snappy!
ππ
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ππ
Snapping your fingers, just like that huh?
ππ
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ππ
I could. Or I could simply request.
ππ
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ππ
Both!
ππ
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ππ
ππ
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ππ
ππ
And thus ends the thread. . .
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I needed this….πππ
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Blessings and good thoughts always, LA. πππ
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Thank youππ
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Peace and love ππ
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Hahaha! Iβm trying this out in my Aries brother (mentally, since heβs gone now). He certainly considered himself brilliant, despite evidence to the contrary.π
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Hahaha! Glad to be of humorous service, Eilene. Alls I know about Aries is that they are fun loving peeps whose brilliant side can come with a catch, π
Hope you’re well.
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LOL ARIES !
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I hope you’re not an Aries, Baller. LOL
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Most certainly not but I got a lot of family members who are! Lol
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Booyah!
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My husband is an Aries. This is him β€οΈ
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Boom! Just make a copy of this for the fridge and who knows? Maybe you’ll get breakfast in bed! Thanks MM.
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π he used to lol now he goes to the bodega π
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LOL
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I do love these horrorscopes. They make me laugh. Just as long as my moon doesn’t drift into Saturn’s orbit – or is it Neptune’s? Anyway, keep up the good work!
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We all need a little laughter right now. Everything is so damned morbid, and understandably it isn’t going to be a cupcake party. But laughter . . and a beverage of choice . . these are important commodities.
Thank you my man.
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Ha ha. Take care my friend
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Salud!
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Today is The producer’s birthday, and I think you have her described to the letter. Well done, Marc. The someone goes missing part broke me up. The barfight comment reminded me of a time when we were horsing around, and I told her she could hit me with her best shot. You have to know she stands slightly less than five feet and weighs under a hundred. I should have remembered she had been working out. Her best shot knocked me off my feet. To this day, I never repeated that mistake. I also stay behind her in all bar fights. Good one, Marc.
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Happy Birthday to the producer! And uh . . no need to pass this one around, I understand.
Truth. Aries don’t play.
Yeah Boss, that wasn’t your best moment, LOL. Never underestimate the power of the punch they pack. Never . . .
Thank you much.
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Hahahaha. Gotta love ’em though
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Absolutely right.
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That last observation (“when it comes to serious thought, youβre quite adept. Only problem is, someone usually goes missing afterwards”) is what I like to think, “nailing it.”
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Hahaha! No need for evidence, right?
Thank you Monika, hope all is well at the ranch.
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Yeah, you really don’t want to get evidence on those Aries peeps. They’ll hunt you down!
We’re hangin in there-taking loads of walks. Now that the state has 60% less drivers on the roads, it seems they’ve moved their designer dogs and started having parades in HumVee sized strollers. There is just no escaping the millennials in my hood. Saw 17 (yes, you read that right…seventeen!) congregating in the grade school parking lot riding bikes in a small circle while parents were chatting with one another and watching. What the bloody blue blazes happened to adhering to social distancing.
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I shudder at the thought.
This still hasn’t gotten through to some people, and it’s absolutely maddening. Because it would be one thing if they were only compromising themselves, but their ignorance carries a price tag that extend to those who ARE abiding to a social distance.
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Exactly. I heard a report yesterday that some bozo was fined $1000 for surfing in California. There needs to be some serious enforcement for people to get it. Or the body count will go through the roof.
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Gimme a bio-hazard suit and a bullhorn and Imma get these peeps off the street.
Seriously though, it’s frightening how ignorant certain people are. What DON’T THEY GET about the violently contagious nature of this virus by now?
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Far too many people believe they won’t catch this virus. Sadly, they could be dead right.
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My God, it’s like a nightmare science fiction scenario run amok.
I got this text last week that put our world in its looniest perspective.
“What if ten years ago someone told you that in 2020, Trump would be President. Tom Brady would be a Buccaneer and the world would experience a pandemic that would change every day life?”
Whoa.
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Yes, that is quite the perspective…and quite unnerving I might add. The dystopian world of Lord of the Flies is starting to feel like a gentler version of the current real life.
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I know right?
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Bwahaha … This is so incredible β¦ actually huge β¦ Unbelievable β¦ Many are people saying the greatest horoscope ever. I say incredible. Truly from a mind of a stable genius. Just so you know, and believe me when I say this, but Melania’s is next – so I don’t want it to be a total disaster like Obama.
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I have people who come up to me all the time and they say “How do you do it? I’ve never read a horoscope like yours! It’s SO much better than the guy in the paper,”. Buhhhhhhleeeeeve me!
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That’s incredible … and making America great
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Better than great. We are so much greater than the word “great” that we need to invent a new word.
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Trumpness
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Trumpicity
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Trumpendous
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Trumpelocity
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Just finished Portland baseball documentary … Awesome
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Wasn’t it? I really loved it.
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