It’s been a big week in space, what with the Perseverance rover landing on Mars. The only downfall to this historic landing is that it didn’t take the last guy to occupy the White House with it. But I’m guessing when you’re travelling 292.5 million miles, gross tonnage is a huge consideration. Emphasis on gross . . . and tonnage. But seriously speaking, they best dish up a thank you note to the Godfather of this Star Trekian accomplishment, David Bowie. The legendary singer wrote up the blueprint for this trip more than fifty years ago, so there’s that. And it’ll be easy to find him, seeing as he’s already there.
And now to our heroes . .
Judging by the image above, you’re probably wondering what in the name of Zoe Kravitz I’m doing, opening this episode with a can of beer. And no, it’s not that impossibly difficult to find good peeps out there. And also no, Michelob Ultra really can’t even be considered beer as per the definition. Hell, there’s more alcohol in most of those kiddie juice boxes than there is in one of these suckers. Which is why I’m featuring it here. Because Super Bowl winning Tom Brady got waaaaassssted on the stuff last week during a boat parade celebrating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win on February 7th. To watch Brady (here) behave like a frat girl at a rager was almost worth having to listen to all the GOAT talk since. Almost.
I’ve got a couple of American footballers who may not be Super Bowl champions, but whose good deeds for the folks in Texas are the stuff of champions. First up is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott, who helped buy meals for homeless Dallas residents. He had the meals delivered to a convention center in Dallas that was serving as a temporary shelter for people who had been displaced as a result of severe winter storms in the state that have led to numerous power outages. Prescott made sure to keep a light on.
(As a special bonus round hero, big props to Matthew Conaughey who teamed up with Dak in this effort).
And then there’s Pierre Desir, an NFL cornerback who is currently looking for a new NFL home but whose perspective is right where it needs to be. The native of Haiti donated 10,000 meals to a Houston food bank to help local residents left without power as a result of winter storms. He’s played for six NFL teams, even if the Texans do not happen to be one of them. To his way of thinking, he didn’t need to have ties to the area when he knew “it was the right thing to do,” He’s a two-time nominee for the Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award, which recognizes a player’s charitable contributions to his community. To peeps like Desir, community doesn’t simply mean one place, it means all of them.
And now for something completely hilarious. Thanks to one of Philly’s best, Will Smith
I wonder if he plans on running for President in 2028 . . .
Jason Schweitzer has a long memory and he recently put it to work, achieving a most beautiful outcome for a woman that he’s come to regard as a member of the family. The Toronto native has been frequenting his local KFC franchise since he was old enough to understand the Maple Leafs suck (for us Americans, that’s about five years old). So we’re talking almost thirty five years worth of visits now, and the one constant- other than that vault recipe- has always been the kindly Emilia. Even the name makes you smile, doesn’t it? Well, for this one time immigrant from Portugal . . smiles are her thing. That’s no small feat considering she’s worked in the restaurant biz for more than forty years. So Schweitzer started a GoFundMe page for the seventy year old Emilia, to make life a little easier for the woman who serves up a smile with every meal. So far, he’s tallied more than $25,000. As far as recipes go, this one is priceless.
And Imma wrap up this week’s episode with an assist from the lovely Dale over at A Dalectable Life. She gifted me a story that will get you feeling the warmth . . figuratively, literally and any other kind of blessed -ly you can think of.
Alex Trebek has met these pages before, and I’ve no doubt he’s going to cross our paths here again at the intersection of Friday and the weekend. Because the beloved host of Jeopardy was so much more than a game show host. That job title was where his sidewalk began, but where it ended? Well, that’s assuming it has an end, because his good deeds just keep on providing.
His philanthropy is the kind of historical record that doesn’t get rated, and that’s the point. Doing good things for the people who need it most isn’t a contest, it’s a mindset. For the people whose goodwill is a matter of habit, acclaim doesn’t matter when you’re busy rolling up your sleeves and getting to work. And as it happens, sometimes the world is blessed by a genealogical descendance that carries it forward.
Alex’s son Matthew is the answer to the question “Who’s next”. The kid is a supporter of The Doe Fund– a non-profit that provides a bridge to a better future for people who have been homeless, incarcerated or struggle with substance abuse. Along with mom Jean, he recently donated some of his father’s wardrobe to the cause, which included 58 dress shirts, 14 suits and 300 neck ties. And there was plenty more where that came from, and now it will go to men who are looking to re-enter the workforce. All those job interviews will have an angel stitched in to the fabric, whose good name will not go quietly into that good night.
Somewhere up there, Bowie just gave Alex a high five.
Beautiful stuff today, Pilgrim. We all need reminders that being nice to our fellow men is not a duty but a privilege.
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Gracias Boss. Your post reminded me that I could have tucked Ted “Baconator” Cruz into this week’s episode. Then again, maybe not . It was a zero free week, and I felt like we needed one.
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Yes. He is enough to make stupid look bright.
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He cut the vacation short and I’m sorry about that. I wish he would have stayed there.
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He does more good when he is out of the country
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It is a big improvement.
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It’s nice to hear about a few Canadians in your mix. Always enjoyable.
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Right? Yay Canada!
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I’d love to be a fly on the wall when the space technicians first started planning these journeys into space. “Uh, how do we communicate with the rover?”
“Send it a signal. It’ll work.”
“Yeah, but … BUT, it’s 95 gazillion miles away.”
“So.”
“Won’t that take a while. And how do we know it will receive the signal.”
“It’ll send a signal back.”
“So … like, our grandchildren’s grandchildren will get to find out if any of this works.”
“No. It’s not like that. How did you get your job here anyway?”
I don’t know. The idea of communication across those distances is just beyond my ability to fathom.
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That’s hilarious.
And yeah, I don’t get the distance thing. Other than to opine as to why all the really annoying shit is so damn close to home.
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Here’s the other thing … I think I read somewhere that Mars is around 92 or 93 million miles from earth at the moment (it varies depending on the orbits of both). Perseverance was launched approximately 180 days ago. That means, to get to Mars, it traveled approximately 500,000 miles per day. How. The. Hell? That breaks down to about 350 miles per minute. Per minute!!!
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I thought the same thing when I read that it had launched six months ago. Hell, when I heard about the rover landing, I seriously thought it had been years, certainly not months.
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wanted to ask about Mars… Musk told us that she’s going to build a hotel there /in 50 years or so, lol/ – would you like to be the first tourist on Mars? I mean would you switch between, lets say, Italian cost and Mars?
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I don’t know. If they can speed up the travel time from six months to say three? At least that way I could visit the place first and see how I feel about it.
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I heard it will take 1 month only… but we have to wait 50 years :))
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Yeah, maybe not. LOL
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I just heard about the Alex Trebek thing. Love him…
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What a special story.
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I know
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B,
Love that you used Starlight 😉
Here’s a little Canadian connection for you regarding the Perseverance… Farah Alibay leads the team of 50 that controls the rovers movements on Mars… I’m thinking she’s particularly glad of not having that extra tonnage to move around… (and gorgeous enough to be part of an invitational, to boot)
I am killing myself at thinking of just how many of these “beers” you and I would have to drink to become tipsy.. Ya gotta think that to be such a lightweight, the boy probably never, ever, EVER drinks at all…
I must say I’m not surprised McConaughey Helped Dak Prescott to help out fellow Texans. And that’s a beautiful thing. Better than a certain someone who left his peeps to freeze while he warmed up his tush in Mexico. Asswipe.
Bravo to Pierre Desir as well. Doing the right thing simply because it is and you can – what more can we ask of a hero?
Oh lordy. That Will Smith video was hilarious! And to think that under his tshirt is a body probably rivalling his poster…
What a lovely thing to do for Emilia. Could you imagine working in a fast food joint for over 45 years? Bloody hell. That in itself is worthy of the gift she has received!
I am mighty pleased you shared the Alex Trebek story. I love that his son honoured his father’s legacy by donating clothes to help young men get a new start in life. Sometimes that is the only thing they are missing to make that first good impression.
And thank you for that lovely Bowie song that I didn’t know! You do rock these pages, B.
Q
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Q
One of the few likable enough characters in the show, truth be told.
Yeah you know, as I read that piece on her I was thinking the same thing. She’s got plenty of beauty to spare, from here to Mars and back. And brains to boot!
The dude worked in Boston for twenty years and never once did he go out for beers with the fellas. I mean, that’s just, I don’t know if I can wrap my head around that. As far as drinking MU, I think we’d definitely have to chase it with bourbon to get rid of that nasty flavor, so the results would be skewed since the bourbon would be doing the job.
And isn’t it ironic that guys like Cruz are always slamming professional athletes for moving outside the arena into social issues? Well, thank God they are because Cruz didn’t give a flip about his own people. Jesus.
Yeah, he ain’t eating too many sandwiches.
I cannot imagine. It’s a different mindset altogether. She deserves this.
His family is following his lead, and that’s such a cool thing to see. Especially since, in too many instances a star’s death is followed with a lot of ugliness. The Trebek family is different, in the best kind of way.
Iggy to Bowie. They were great friends once upon a time, so there’s that. 🙂
B
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She is. And the list seems to be dwindling.
She does and she is!
Never? That’s just, well, incomprehensible to me. But I’ll be nice and give him a high five for being so diligent. As for us, yeah… bourbon has to be part and parcel if we are forced to drink that dreck.
Proves once again that thing of “he who points one finger has four pointing back at him. Those who speak as being holier than thou are too often the guilty ones.
LOL. Don’t think he is.
It has to be. And yes, she does. My goodness,
I love that. Because, it is way too often true that after a celebrity dies, the ugly comes out. Guess it might be the Canadian connection 😉 (I jest, of course. We have our share of ugly.)
There is that. And a fine thing, too. 🙂
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It sure is! I do like Frenchie and the quiet girl. But other than that, it’s pretty slim pickings for the good guys.
Bourbon can save just about anything. I’m pretty sure it even saved the Queen once or twice, even if Buckingham Palace would never admit as much.
Cruz wasn’t there for his constituency, and yet, they’ll keep voting for him. So I really don’t need to hear from those peeps about accountability, since they don’t play it that way. Ever.
Nope.
Really.
The Canadians are the ultimate game changers. Tell you what.
Fine thing. 🙂
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Frenchie and the by-choice mute girl are definitely great. Mind you MM isn’t too bad, either.
I’m thinking it could at that! They would never admit to that, no way!
I don’t get that. Think they will next time? Maybe this was that drop.
😉
Canadians do have their moments…
Very fine.
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No this is true.
I just wish Homelander had more of a personality, but he’s just straight up scumbag dreck.
Nope.
Maybe. Just mebe . . .
🙂
They have many moments. Just imagine if Michael J Fox was . . . oh you know what, never mind where I was going with that thought.
Mmm Hmmm
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Glad you think so.
Homelander has zero, I mean ZERO good qualities. I just wanna punch him in the face! LOL… Poor guy who plays him surely gets cursed at regularly. Mind you, you said he has brown hair and wears glasses? Might help!
Never.
Let’s hope so.
Uh huh. Don’t even, Buster.
MMMMMMM HMMMMMM
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Yeah, the actor was very much into changing his appearance after being in this show, it seems. I can’t imagine, but people probably would curse him if they recognized him.
Ever.
Let’s.
Me? What’d I say? 😉
MMMMMUAH!
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Can you blame him? Some fans take their fandom to ridiculous extremes.
🙂
You… you tried… but part of your charm 😉
MMWWAAHH!!
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I mean, it’s a testament to his acting skills that we HATE Homelander so.
🙂
Are you sure that’s what it is? Charm? Because I’m thinking it’s more about me being a pain in the ass, which I’ve been told I am pretty good at.
MMMUUAAHH!!!
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It really is. I told you how my mother couldn’t stand Robert Mitchum for years after seeing him in The Night of the Hunter? Testament to how detestable a part he played…
🙂
You what’s funny? Your being a pain in the ass is part of your charm, too! How do you like them apples?
MMAWAAHZAHH!
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When you sit back and think to yourself, yanno . . I really hated that PERSON. Yeah, that’s some acting right there.
🙂
Now that there is something! Isn’t it something? 😉
You win!
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Absolutely!
It is definitely something!
We do!
😘
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I think actors take that as a badge of honor, to be able to immerse themselves in the character to such an extent that people love them AND loathe them. Yeah, that probably works every bit as much as the award, to some actors.
Something? Meet something.
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They really should. Though it can’t be easy to walk down the street and have people scream obscenities at their alter-ego…
Uh huh!
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I would turn around and go “I’m really Homelander and if you don’t cut the shit right now Imma slice you in half”.
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Buahahaha! Now that’s what he’d do…
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Sometimes the fans don’t know where the sidewalk ends.
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This is so true. I’ll never understand that mentality, truth be told…
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People feel a kinship with characters. They really believe THEY (the fans) are a part of the story. It borders on nuts.
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It more than borders…
You have to see “Nurse Betty” with Renee Zellweger and Morgan Freeman… That is a perfect case of fan being part of the cast!
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I was gonna say psychotic . . .
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Definitely.
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😉
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😊
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MUAH!
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MWAH!
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😗
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The combo of the workout video and your comments about Michelob light are a great combination. Of course, I think about Budlight and wonder why the brewers who do so many flavors of it. Hello – they have to sell that crap!
Cheers to the many pro athletes who are good guys – humanitarians! Love the Trekek story. You know how those Canadians look after each other.
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I can’t do any of those light beers. Well, I lie. I do Coors Light now and then. It’s refreshing and not horrible. But MU? I’ve tried it and yuck! No way.
As I said to Dale, the idea that athletes are oftentimes slammed for going outside the arena and talking on social issues is nuts. These guys, more times than not, are making lots of sense. Not to mention doing lots more than the Ted Cruz’s of the world. Who couldn’t both to even stay home and help.
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Right with you about the beer and the athletes – but you are much more generous with the light beer than I.
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Haha! For me, it’s usually Sam Adams.
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Beautiful, thank you
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Alex T. piece made me cry.
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SB,
It’s such a wonderful story. And to think the Trebek family has come together to make sure that Alex’s contributions to the world continue. I love that.
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Me too. That’s the legacy we all yearn to have.
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I think his inspiration possesses an echo. Small things, quiet moments where good is happening. They’re everywhere.
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Love the all-hero (plus funny guy) days. I’m glad some people are looking out for Texans, because their government and energy industry sure don’t give a rip. Maybe they’ll do something about that. Nah.
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It was that kind of week. No room for the nonsense, even if a certain senator from Texas deserved to be slammed for ditching his people.
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No doubt the Slug from the Lone Star state will provide many other opportunities to point out his despicability. The guy just can’t help himself.
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And his voters will keep right on voting for him. So as I said to Dale, I don’t want to hear them when they start yapping about accountability because they’re full of it.
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Precisely. Texas is a big nut that’s hard to crack. They constantly complain about what they term ‘federal intrusion’ yet can’t ask for federal assistance quick enough. The hand is either out or flipping off helpers.
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Funny how that works.
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Kudos for the NFL’ers for helping out fellow Texacans when the junior bozo senator miserably dropped the ball. In particular, Pierre Desir sems like a real stand up guy. Denver probably could use him but they don’t seem to have vision for a good guy. Not to mention enough space in the salary cap. 😬 #damnElway
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Cruz should move to Greenland. I’ll pay his ticket.
And yet, aren’t they in on the DeShaun Watson talks? How they pull it off would be interesting. I initially wanted Watson but to give up three or four first round picks AND a player? Seems much.
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Yeah leave those kinds of negotiations to the Rockies, they’ve got it down pat 😬
I personally vote for attaching the Cruz man to the next shuttle to Mars. No point having him imperil Greenland.
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Haha!
This is true. Give Mars my apologies.
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I didn’t comment last time I was here. I was swooshed away by the timer on my stove dinging away on Ted Cruz’s head. (I wish) It was actually dinner that I didn’t want to burn.
Anyway, love the Alex Trebec story. Thank you Dale, and you!
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Haha! No need to worry. You da best Resa.
That Trebek story is a keeper, I loved reading about how his family carries the torch now. It’s just beautiful
Thank you Resa.
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