It’s Deja Vu, All Over Again

Fucking Patriots. They make me want to dabble in communism. They make me feel like the Brits were misunderstood. They make me want to subvert the steeple chase of a nut that Thomas Paine broke bread with once upon a time. The one that made babies with capitalism and stirred up tasty drinks in the… Continue reading It’s Deja Vu, All Over Again

Roman Numerals Gone Wild!

The Chicago Bears will take on the New England Patriots in Atlanta tonight in the . . . oh shit, I'm sorry. I was thinking ahead to¬†next year's Super Bowl, my bad! This year it's the Rams, next year the Bears and after that the Federal Regulatory Commission will force Bob Kraft to sell Tom… Continue reading Roman Numerals Gone Wild!

When Rocky Got Real

In honor of the Eagles Super Bowl win, I broke out my New Years resolution to make a totally new sammy. The rules were simple: It had to be out of this world tasty, super rich . . and it had to be something I wouldn't mind treating myself to on lazy- non running- mornings… Continue reading When Rocky Got Real

The New England Invitational Turns LII

I can't believe it's Super Sunday already. It feels like only yesterday that I was putting together my fantasy league team whilst under the illusion my Dolphins had a chance to see January . . . if only for sixty minutes. The Patriots are making their annual trip, preparing to take on yet another bird.… Continue reading The New England Invitational Turns LII

My Top 5 (Anti)Heroes of the Week

Since we're knee deep in the January blahs, I wasn't feeling the positive vibes necessary to pen a top 5 "Heroes", so I just switched up the recipe for the sake of being contrary. It's in keeping with the thirty one shades of gray that is the first month of the calendar, so there's that.… Continue reading My Top 5 (Anti)Heroes of the Week