I sat down and wrote up a brief letter I was gonna send to the White House, requesting an interview with Trump. Short, concise and pleasant. And then I started filling in all the required information and learned that my email had to be shorter than a tweet. No pun intended, I'm being totally serious.… Continue reading Sunday Evening Post
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Many Bosses, Precious Few Leaders
It's something I say all the time when opining on the lack of a Churchill presence in our political world. There is a degenerative effect to such a void, and its chasm is a generational bumper sticker whose ugly residue can't be chiseled off so easily. Truth of the matter is, we've been finding our… Continue reading Many Bosses, Precious Few Leaders
Top 5 Heroes Of The Week
The news sucked this week. Retail stocks are on the down slope after Macy's, Kohl's and Target bit the big one in the fourth quarter. In sports, everyone wants to get paid, but nobody wants to run to first base. Meanwhile, Washington continues to fuck up a glass of water. So Imma scrounge up some… Continue reading Top 5 Heroes Of The Week
The Fight To Regain Sanity
There's a scene in the movie Goodfellas when wig shop owner and independent bookmaker Morrie Kesseler gets whacked most unceremoniously by Tommy DeVito (played by Joe Pesci). One minute he's climbing into a Cadillac with the intent of negotiating his share of a big score over coffee whilst picking up a danish to bring to his wife Claire,… Continue reading The Fight To Regain Sanity
Alright 2019, Let’s Get This Over With
Props for that meme go out to Patrick; the unofficial Mayor of Texas whose resemblance to Captain Spaulding makes me believe in fallen angels. To borrow from the great Edgar Allan Poe, words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. Anyways, I've jotted down a top ten to… Continue reading Alright 2019, Let’s Get This Over With
Sunday Morning Post
My pal Jen called me yesterday, out of the deep blue sky of forever since we last spoke. It's been like, almost an entire calendar year and none of it mattered once we got down to giving each other shit. We somehow became solid friends in spite of ourselves. Last fall, me and Jen engaged… Continue reading Sunday Morning Post
Top 5 Heroes Of The Week
Christmas week is in full swing, with a new year warming up in the bullpen. Of course, our collective dream home of 2019 is going to be filled with a lot of the same furniture, like . . A partial government shut down thanks to a wall that has absolutely nothing to do with Pink… Continue reading Top 5 Heroes Of The Week
