Some time ago, I wondered what had become of all the public pay phones that used to dominate the landscape back in the day. It quickly became obvious to me that such a query possessed the kind of antiquated heft to which anyone born after the year 2000 could not relate.
I was able to come up with a location for these antique stragglers of a time before cell phones. There existed a pay phone graveyard along Queens Boulevard, in the shadows of the Manhattan skyline. The pictures were depressing as fuck; one pay phone piled on the other in rows of obsolescence. It was the same for every city, as I would come to learn. I surmised that city politics prevailed after the excavation of these vintage methods of communication. So for every lucky buyer who was able to procure one to use as a conversation piece in their basement, there were droves that were left to the elements. Progress wasn’t kind to the payphone.
Newspaper vending machines were gifted a slightly kinder fate. A little more than twenty years ago (The technological equivalent is 500 years), almost half of all newspaper sales came out of those clunky newspaper boxes. Less than twenty years later, sales had dwindled to less than twenty percent; mostly thanks to densely populated areas where the boxes still possessed an efficacy for on the go peeps. Add to that the fight many papers wage against the removal of these newspaper boxes in those urban centers, the clever re-purposing utilized by libraries and the robust secondary market for ‘decommissioned’ boxes on auction sites like eBay and the picture is slightly brighter for these vintage pieces.
The point of this post isn’t to provide a history lesson. Hells nah. It’s my way of belaboring the point I really wanted to make since I’ve got a slight case of writers block and rambling tends to help.
Here’s my real point: Don’t look now, but ATM machines are going away too.
Oh, they’re still plenty prevalent enough if you’re motivated to find ’em. But they’re dwindling in numbers nonetheless. Because cash isn’t worth our time, excepting for when we go to flea markets or yard sales where cigar boxes and basic math still happen. Outside of that, we use plastic . . for everything. And what’s most curious about this fact, is that we never mind the breaches. Don’t get me wrong, we care about our personal information being passed around like a porn princess in an orgy scene . . but we tend to look at it as the price we have to pay. We ain’t gonna let those mysterious third party arbiters who are conducting private inquisitions on our shit harsh our mellow. Especially when companies are so good at apologizing to us and swearing it will never happen again inside those kitschy thirty second commercial spots.
Maybe I shouldn’t take it so seriously. I mean, I get painfully meticulous in what I share, because I realize that what I share has consequences. And that sounds so batshit crazy, I know. But I simply ain’t down with a society that does pay phones like that. It makes me want to tuck myself away in a cabin deep inside a forest, disconnected from the madness; where the only transactions I abide by come in the form of the four essential elements of Western culture. That . . is some Zen shit . . sans the big brother tentacles.
Maybe I’ll bring one of those payphones along, in case of emergency.
ATM’s aren’t just vanishing, sometimes the banks are too. My branch bank is selling it’s prime neighborhood location to (no doubt) some out of town real estate developer who will build some 5 story overpriced multi-family housing box that resembles a lego house and will charge a fortune to live there. Just the one next door to it that just opened up. Development is killing our neighborhood. And when was the last time you saw one of those ma-pop ‘filling stations’ with two pumps? Egad…I’m giving away my age, aren’t I? Happy weekend and happy Father’s Day.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I give away my age every day, so don’t be sweating it.
And yes you’re right! Banks too. Well . . that’s because it’s going to be one company some day . . for everything.
And if that sounds paranoid, fit me with a tin foil hat and lemme go! Because it’s still early on in the technology age. The best and worst is still out there to be had. Let’s hope for more of the former . . .
Muchas gracias for the wishes!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love when you have supposed writer’s block – you still manage to make us think…
Ironically, there is a payphone across the street from my house at the local dépanneur – or dep, as we call them – convenience store to everyone outside of Quebec. Mick, being ever the social guy, chatted up all our neighbours, one of them being the doyen of our street and ‘hood, and learned that the original owner of our house used to use the payphone all the time… hmmm… methinks there “may” have been some seedy bidness going on…
As for the newspaper boxes, living in suburbia, I rarely, if ever saw them. And, now that you mention it, ATMs are gonna be a thing of the past, aren’t they? ‘Course our “dep” has one 😉
I’m thinking that cabin in the woods sounds rather divine. As long as I can go and get my fix of people once in a blue moon…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Q,
I can see Mick doing just that! He was an investigative journalist and he probably didn’t even realize it!
As for the pay phone. I used to own two! One wall and one booth! I sold them for relative peanuts (to what they would be worth today, seeing as they were both in great condition). I should have held on to the wall phone, for the fuck of it.
Of course your neighborhood would have these. It seems like the kind of place that deals things up the way I do- use it till it ain’t work no more! LOL
ATM’s . . . that one messed with me. But several ATM locations around here are gone, no replacements. It’s very much a low key disappearing, but it’s happening.
The cabin in the woods is a legit alternative. It doesn’t attract the attention of big brother since so many peeps love branding themselves as outdoors peeps. Hell, they see it as consumerism rather than a great escape! Bonus round!
Peace and blue moons
LikeLiked by 1 person
B,
Mick never met a stranger, as my mom always says.
That’s kinda cool…and yeah, you shoulda kept one!
I dunno about the why’s of our still having one, but it is a rarity.
I.csn honestly say I’ve not noticed the ATM situation as I so rarely use them..I’m old school. I go to the bank where everybody knows my name (another Mick-thing he instilled in all of us)
Yeah. There are days I would hide away… and yeah, those outdoor types are for show!
Peace and writers unblocking
LikeLiked by 1 person
I knew the human race was doomed when they began selling mud spray paint for SUV’s that people only used to go to malls and work with.
LikeLike
Oh for Fuck’s Sake… you are hiking, right?
LikeLiked by 1 person
They don’t hike even!
LikeLike
Bloody hell…
LikeLiked by 1 person
I mean, we’re thisclose to having a jeans company that sells jeans WITH grass stains for kids who spend all their time inside playing video games. Hey! There’s an idea!
LikeLike
Hey…maybe we can make a few bucks!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well . . first we have to assume there are enough stupid people out there bef . . . okay let’s do it! LOL
LikeLike
Really? Assume that came out before your bef…
Well make a mint! Look what holy jeans have done!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was purely intentional, in keeping with the average attention span nowadays. 😉
LikeLike
Oh… you mean like that of a gnat…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Umm . . what were we talking about? LOL
LikeLike
Buahahaha! We do that, don’t we?
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s a thing, lol.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Can we call it “our thing”?
LikeLiked by 1 person
We could.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Then we shall.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Done.
LikeLiked by 1 person
👍
LikeLiked by 1 person
Those emojis . . .
LikeLiked by 1 person
I had to.
“Thumbs up” just couldn’t cut it…
LikeLiked by 1 person
It really doesn’t. Because then you have to use those asterisk thingies to encapsulate the words and that just doesn’t have nearly the same oomph.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exackery
LikeLiked by 1 person
And yes, that is a gift. To know people like that. To WANT to know people like that. Like I said, there are concepts totally foreign to me and that’s one of ’em. But it’s a gift indeed!
LikeLike
It is… I may have that gift to a certain extent, myself…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh you definitely have it. 🙂
LikeLike
Good thing… otherwise, where would WE be? 😘
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is what they call a good example of the term ‘fo shizzle’ . . .
LikeLike
😁😎😊
LikeLiked by 1 person
Em? Meet ojis . . .
Okay. I’m trying to get my witty back, lol.
LikeLike
LOL!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Baby steps . . .
LikeLike
Doing great …
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll take your word for it . . .
LikeLike
Wise cboice …
LikeLiked by 1 person
Every now and again, I make ’em.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Smart man
LikeLiked by 1 person
Everyone’s giving their personal info to everybody like it’s not a big deal at all, like a handsake or something. I get really really anxious, but I thought maybe that’s because there’s something wrong with me. Reading your post makes me feel normal. And makes me laugh, of course! So… to the Forest, we gooo!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mid,
It’s funny how we went from being so ‘vigilant’ after breaches such as the Target incident several years back to “No, I don’t need a receipt” . . . just like that.
From paranoid to passe. I mean, it’s ONLY our personal information, after all. lol.
You are so not alone. Heck, I look at how all these companies are merging (into one big company) and how personal information is everywhere. You can really see where this is all going . . I mean, really.
To the forest!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Even though I read online, there’s still something about holding a newspaper that I like. Then again, that’s assuming the quality of the material is still worth it. For instance, overall, I also see a decline in the quality in the stories – however – some still hold their head of pride high – even though it may only be 3-4 days a week instead of 7.
I enjoyed this post – so cheers to writer’s block if this is what it creates. I recently saw this related report – here’s the clip – also with one of my favorite news ladies introducing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN-FNsYjrhE
LikeLiked by 2 people
Writers block indeed! Or whatever in the hell is working on me right now when it comes to my writing. This happens sometimes, for reasons only ‘me brain can understand. It passes soon enough, but thank you for the compliment.
As for newspapers, I still get the Sunday papers because reading them online just doesn’t have the same feel to it. And you’re right about the quality of most . . . ugh.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hope you watch the link.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh snap, forgot. Thanks!
LikeLike
Dammit… I can’t open it…
I miss getting the paper but realise I just don’t take the time to read it.
LikeLiked by 2 people
American trade restrictions . . .
LikeLike
😑
LikeLike
Maybe there is a version for you on YouTube … search CBS News British Red Phone Booths
LikeLiked by 2 people
This one?
LikeLiked by 1 person
No idea. When I copy and paste that link, it gives me an SNL video. Every time! Why does it do that? LOL.
But if it’s the one CBS News feature about re-purposing the old red phone booths in London . . then yes indeed.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know… stupid system… the only way to see what I linked is to go onto your site (view site) otherwise.. nada.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think SNL paid for that shit to work out like that, I really do.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Seriously. It pops up every. single. time.!
LikeLiked by 1 person
They did that. It’s the only time peeps like myself even remember the dang show is still on the air.
LikeLiked by 1 person
True. I just don’t even ever think of it…
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m going to start asking people when SNL went off the air and when they tell it’s still on the air . . Imma repeat the question. I just want to see who gets it, lol.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Buahahaha
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dale … the video you found wasn’t the one … oh well … “A” for effort.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Dang it.
LikeLiked by 2 people
See? Libraries are so much more clever than we give them credit for. They somehow have stayed relevant in the information age in spite of the paper purge. Book exchange . . smart.
Loved the coffee guy and the cell phone repair shop. Personally? I would retrofit one into a shower. Be kinda cool.
Love the vid!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh yes … Shower would be a good idea ….. besides being a bit tight. Then again, but two together!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is true. I don’t mind the tight squeeze since there is a door and I know I won’t be stuck, lol.
LikeLike
Reblogged this on From 1 Blogger 2 Another.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you once again, good sir!
LikeLike
You’re welcome!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve sort of resigned myself to the notion that privacy is dead (if it was ever really more than a figment of my imagination to begin with). I still toy with the notion that someday I’ll go completely off-grid.
As for the phones and news boxes (well, probably not the boxes), perhaps they’ll experience the resurgence from nostalgia like pinball machines, jukeboxes and turntables.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, I go off the grid as much as I can. But I’ve not yet gone full throttle on it . . . not yet. It’s a plan though, a legit one.
Because there is no such thing as privacy when a kid can sit in his basement in Bismarck, North Dakota and re-configure anybody’s life into something that works for him. Because then . . what are these companies able to do?
I don’t ask too many questions like that, for obvious reason, lol.
Thank you for the chime!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, going down that rabbit hole could really lead to some sleepless nights!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I shudder at the thought. I mean, I truly shudder . . . because I need my sleep, lol.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Where are they going to put all of the drivers when everybody has a driverless car?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Shit if I know. I’ll be living in some remote cabin in who knows where! LOL.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Me too. Driverless cars are a horrible idea.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The machines will win some day. And that’s not a Terminator reference. It’s just me thinking on the human race . . full of smart peeps making really dumb decisions, on the regular!
LikeLike
Completely agree.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Excellent observations on our passing fancies, Mark. I still remember driving around looking for a payphone to make an important phone call. I loved standing in the hot sun balancing a pad to take notes from some big head in his AC’d office. Those were the days. Nice post.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes! Looking for a payphone was a thing indeed. As a kid, when the operator would get on and ask me to deposit more coins, I knew the conversation was over.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha ha. Been there. 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
I couldnt agree more about the cabin in the woods. It just is too much to the other extreme though. I dont like the idea of a cash less society. I hate the idea of things getting more and more electronic and obscure. I really think its a strange kind of world now and sometimes I just long to travel back in time to simplier days. Its quite a surreal image you posted have you ever seen one about the grave site of abandoned shopping trollies? Things are changing and for those of us born pre 70s and 80s I dont believe it is often in a good way.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Deb,
Having read me enough, you know I deal in the extremes. I try to keep things even in ‘me brain because it’s a daily devotional I make to keeping things upright rather than crashing down.
As a result, my peripheral views tend to run the gamut. People misinterpret friendly with sociable. I am friendly. Sociable? I struggle like hell with it.
Thing is, I don’t trust where technology is taking us. At all.
I haven’t seen the trollies, but I’ll look it up. Gracias!
I was born fifty one years ago, and the sea change has been enormous. And to think, we are still on the cusp of what is to come.
We should be thrilled, and frightened. Both.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It great to be able to place you in context Marc. I am 56 as you may know. I think our generation has witnessed a time of incredible change but I am with you as far as mistrust of technology. If we can use it and not be used by it that is fine but it can remove us so far from earthly reality and natural cycles. I was just listening to a programme on how airline travel has changed in the last 40 years. It used to take 11 days to get to the UK from Australia now we arrive in 24 or so but there is jet lag things are speeding up but in ways I believe are beyond the capacity of an organic body to cope thus the prevalence of anxiety and other ‘disorders’. And yes, I think we ARE both. Maybe if I was younger Id feel differenlty about it all.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, you are able to glean the context and I am so grateful for it. As such, you understand what I am saying when I tell you that writing about certain things . . as per my mental state, is WAY easier said than done. I admire your ability to do so, and you do it so very well.
And yes, we are running before walking as per all this amazing progress. We don’t stop to ask if it’s good for us before we’re already doing it. And that . . that just doesn’t make much sense to me.
I have great faith in the younger generation. They’re the chance we have, as humans. Because the power and reach of technology is going to be harnessed by peeps who do not have our best interests in mind. It’s happening already. I can’t imagine what’s to come.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Its quiet worrying really. I also do admire the ethos of a lot of younger people. I just think they need to make adjustments to a system or technology which at times gets out of step with more organic concerns. But we ARE going to see a lot more harm done. That said mother nature will have its own rebellion in th end.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It is. And I too admire the ethos, because it prevails on the younger self I really don’t think I ever was, and in so doing, it gives me hope I never possessed, lol.
The system is already getting away from us, I feel. We’re merging in the wrong direction. Companies clotting, businessmen taking world leader roles . . it’s already reading like some dystopian tale.
And yes! Mother Nature is taking it all back some day. She sure is.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Its just a shame so many immature souls gain so much power…:( and that they are driven by economics rather than concern for living in alighnment with more realistic and balanced saner values.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wonder about the souls part. Do they have ’em?
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂 gotta pay that one
LikeLiked by 1 person
Happy Father’s Day, Sorry!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you so much!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Duuuuuuuuude that payphone graveyard was no joke! Definitely a bummer. I remember constantly using them when I was about to break curfew and be like ‘does anyone have a quarter?!’ Ha. Man. That one right there was a trip. Plus I’m cracking up because I think I’m the only one of my friends that constantly has to stop by the bank to get cash. I’m still old school like that 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I remember doing the same thing, LOL! There were a few times when I didn’t just break curfew, I totaled it.
You ARE old school! It’s refreshing actually . . .
LikeLike
If you were tucked away in the woods, wouldn’t you go batshit crazy not being able blog? Would never have known you have writers block. Loved it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Karen,
I didn’t say the cabin wouldn’t have internet, lol. I’d find a way, just in case I needed to send a goodbye email in the event of a home invasion by grizzlies.
But I would also be quite disciplined as to using technology, because really . . I can’t be one with nature if I’m plugged in all the time.
I had/have a writers something. I can feel the difference. My tempo and pace gets thrown off.
Thank you and welcome back!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hah. Wrong of me to assume. You’d have to write long hand and use a postage stamp and send it to someone you’d hope would publish it. Remember when? I’m sure there’s a mailbox graveyard somewhere, too. You’ll work through whatever is going on. I’m sure if that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, I remember it well!
God, I’d have to learn how to write longhand all over again! I best practice that before I make any plans on cabin life.
It’s not writers block. It’s more like writers meh. But I’ll figure it out.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I saw vintage and you know where my mind dipped into. AH! Writers blog, how good to know you too, suffer from it! Pay phones tho, it’s another piece of time gone by worth giving a nod to and remembering their place in history. And per usual, thanks for the tongue n cheek giggles.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sassy,
Of course you were thinking this was a post about vintage makeovers! LOL. Sorry to tease you with that.
My writers thing, is more like construction. I’m not blocked but I ain’t moving at a good pace either. It happens.
I wish I would’ve kept my pay phones! Oh well . . .
Thanks for the chime and dime! (That was a payphone reference . . .)
LikeLike
Haha I like the cleverness of that comment! Some weeks are just slow my friend. I’ve had to roll with them thanks for sharing
LikeLiked by 1 person
Here’s to a great week!
LikeLike
I can totally relate to someone who “ain’t down with a society that does pay phones like that.” Sadly reflective of our country’s disposable mindset, yet I enjoyed the humor and wisdom in this post. Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cate,
Welcome to the party! And yes, it is a disposable society in more ways than the one. Technology is some kinda game changer. We want more and more of less and less, it seems.
Thank you for the chime!
LikeLike